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re: Forget the wall baws, let's build a canal

Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42237 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:30 pm to
Why not a canal with giant walls on each side?
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:31 pm to
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I imagine children voluntarily separating themselves from their parents


Or run the risk of the slide involuntarily separating them from their heads.


That was in poor taste, wasn't it?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55439 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:32 pm to
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That was in poor taste, wasn't it?



Not if you make a roux.
Posted by Ebbandflow
Member since Aug 2010
13457 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:33 pm to
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Or run the risk of the slide involuntarily separating them from their heads.


That was in poor taste, wasn't it?


That actually happened at a water park and I still laughed.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71242 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:36 pm to
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I bet it does regardless, with the exception of San Diego.


There are a lot of decent areas near the border.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71242 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:37 pm to
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Why not a canal with giant walls on each side?


And moats on the other side of the walls. Filled with gators. Gators with lasers.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9451 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:40 pm to
Sharks with lasers. The canal will be salt water, alligators prefer fresh water. Crocodiles could be an option, but aren't we trying to eliminate invasive species?
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71242 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:41 pm to
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The canal will be salt water


The moats will be freshwater.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9451 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:43 pm to
FYI - The Continental Divide is ~3,400' high at the US/Mexican border. A border that is ~2,154 miles long. Maybe we can hire illegals to dig it, because somebody is going to have to move a shitload of dirt.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51798 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:55 pm to
Why are you always such an insufferable flaming pussy?

My God man, get a hold of yourself for fricks sake.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55439 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 9:59 pm to
He wants to irk you, baw. Not hard to figure out.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42237 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:05 pm to
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And moats on the other side of the walls. Filled with gators. Gators with lasers.

Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71242 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:05 pm to
Quit being so fricking weird.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51798 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:06 pm to
Quit being a gaping vagina and we have a deal.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71242 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:08 pm to
You're making a push for being the biggest bitch on the site. HHtM will be pissed.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35460 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:09 pm to
People on rafts still make it from Cuba to Miami all the time and that's the open ocean.

There would be outfits with speedboats offering quick passage to the US.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:12 pm to
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FYI - The Continental Divide is ~3,400' high at the US/Mexican border. A border that is ~2,154 miles long. Maybe we can hire illegals to dig it, because somebody is going to have to move a shitload of dirt.


Meh, what else are the illegals going to do? Become CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51798 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:16 pm to
You've long since won biggest cuck on the board so forgive me for reaching for a different goal.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71242 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 10:22 pm to
Weak AF.
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