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re: Forget Panama, Canada, Greenland, Puerto Rico, let’s make Israel the 51st state.

Posted on 1/26/25 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 1/26/25 at 2:44 pm to
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Hmmm, what do Canada, Greenland and Israel all have in common?
Crappy food.


I disagree; you haven't lived until you've dined on the fried Emperor Snow Goose Wings at any of the fine establishments on the Greenland coast. And don't forget to ask for extra Inuk-nuk sauce.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28544 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 2:46 pm to
Two more radical leftist US Senators? No thank you.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:08 pm to
frick no
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76518 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:09 pm to
Are you drunk?
Posted by LaMigra
Member since Nov 2022
2774 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:11 pm to
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Crappy food.


You dumb Cajun(j/k), Israel and Palestine (yes Palestine) have done incredible food!
I recommend you take a trip to the region if and when it settles and give it a try! You’ll be surprised
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:15 pm to
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You dumb Cajun(j/k), Israel and Palestine (yes Palestine) have done incredible food! I recommend you take a trip to the region if and when it settles and give it a try! You’ll be surprised

So, it would sound like this on the phone:
Me: 'Hey, baby, you still wanta go on a date with me?'
Beautiful girl: 'Yeah, Zachy, what you got in mind?'
Me: 'How about dinner at 8 at a nice place I know. It's Jew food.'
Her phone: 'Click'
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
37353 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:17 pm to
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Forget Panama, Canada, Greenland, Puerto Rico, let’s make Israel the 51st state.

frick making any of those places a state.
Posted by LaMigra
Member since Nov 2022
2774 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:18 pm to
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So, it would sound like this on the phone: Me: 'Hey, baby, you still wanta go on a date with me?' Beautiful girl: 'Yeah, Zachy, what you got in mind?' Me: 'How about dinner at 8 at a nice place I know. It's Jew food.' Her phone: 'Click'


Jew food? Do you get up in the morning and salute a nazi flag!?

I’ll put you down as naive then.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
37353 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:18 pm to
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take a trip to the region if and when it settles



The place has never been settled, except for the periods where the Ottomans were able to control the locals.
This post was edited on 1/26/25 at 3:19 pm
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
37353 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:19 pm to
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national security and energy issues with Panama

The Canal? Sure. I don't want their shithole country.
Posted by LaMigra
Member since Nov 2022
2774 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:22 pm to
I know, I went 10 year ago and it really blew (no pun intended) my mind away!
The woman and the food were incredible!!
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10055 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:23 pm to
You out of your mind?
Posted by rickyb223
In your walls
Member since Jan 2025
430 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:23 pm to
Why? We’re already Israel’s wholly owned subsidiary.
Posted by TigerRoyale
Zwolle
Member since Oct 2023
1358 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:24 pm to
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Hmmm, what do Canada, Greenland and Israel all have in common? Crappy food.


You've obviously never been to Israel. The food is unbelievably excellent and healthy. Try again.
Posted by rileytiger
Surfing The Gulf of America
Member since Feb 2007
4401 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:27 pm to
It’s an interesting take. No there is too much baggage with that. The Media would have a field day. Let’s keep focused on here first so we can get another republican in next time.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
117591 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 3:56 pm to
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Do you get up in the morning and salute a nazi flag!?

No, but I'd love to have one of those cool Nazi helmets.
quote:

I’ll put you down as naive then.

Yeah, Jewish cuisine is top notch stuff. It's what all the fine diners are looking for.
Posted by LaMigra
Member since Nov 2022
2774 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 4:10 pm to
Don’t knock it until you try Jewish food, not taking about kosher food, it’s more than just your typical boring ny Jewish food
Get on YouTube and look it up and open that small brain of yours!
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
3736 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 4:10 pm to
Too late. Israel already has us.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 4:11 pm to
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fricks sake. I’d rather have Canada.


A bunch of sissies, no thanks.
Posted by SlayTime
Member since Jan 2025
3738 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 4:17 pm to
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