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re: Elon's "report what you did last week" email - still hilarious

Posted on 2/24/25 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by Bunkie7672
Member since Mar 2020
1072 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 1:40 pm to
Yeah I’m sure everyone working for HHS is working on top secret shite all day. The frick are you guys talking about?
Posted by Von
Wichita Falls, TX
Member since Feb 2019
2662 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 1:45 pm to
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This also explains why many in charge want no one on their teams replying. They are hoping for a blanket non response so the fake employees keep going unnoticed for the money.


Nah bruh.. they already know where the fakes are. Replies from fakes will flush out others. I think the CIA fixin to get light.
No replies from triggered loons they can then fire are a bonus.
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
57076 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 1:47 pm to
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Yeah I’m sure everyone working for HHS is working on top secret shite all day. The frick are you guys talking about?


You want so badly for there to a wedge. Everyone has said there is no wedge. The reasons are obvious. You want it so badly, though. Hahah.
This post was edited on 2/24/25 at 1:56 pm
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
53525 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 1:54 pm to
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You’re a white male Democrat?

I know you don’t want a real answer, but I’ll humor you. I don’t wholly identify with either party, but I do lean left on sociological matters i.e. I support equal rights for LGBTQ+ folks, but also appreciate that Trump banned biological males from competing against women. I try to take a common sense approach to the issues I feel like I understand well enough to form an opinion on. I’m ignorant of a lot, though, and can admit it.
Posted by self_service
Member since Oct 2016
685 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 1:54 pm to
It begins with understanding the profile of your white-collar federal employee. They are risk-averse and often eschewed higher paying private sector jobs in exchange for guaranteed employment even with underperformance. Zero pressure. Never once in their career have they been asked to justify their existence. This is earth-shattering and traumatic for them.
Posted by Bunkie7672
Member since Mar 2020
1072 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 1:58 pm to
Holy shite, LIKE WHAT? What do you think people who work for HHS do exactly?
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
57076 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 2:09 pm to
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Holy shite, LIKE WHAT? What do you think people who work for HHS do exactly?


This may help you:

LINK
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5177 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 2:43 pm to
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You have zero clue what your are talking about. Do you realize not every federal employee is sitting at a desk behind a PC all day?


Neither am I and I figure it out. Suck it up man.

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Elon is not my boss. DOGE is not my boss. OPM is not my boss. We don't accept work assignments from X posts either


Yeah now you're just being difficult. Do you drive the speed limit on the right side in a company vehicle? Follow substance abuse rules at work? Because NHTSA and DEA is not your boss but I bet you follow those rules.

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All of our times on positions and activities are already recorded with time stamps and tracking programs. Also, I'm currently at home on leave today. If I do end up going in to do this stupid shite (can't access .gov email from home), I plan on describing 5 different shits I took on the clock last week.


Blah blah blah something somethign I'm really pissed because I have to work as much as the rest of us.

Posted by BeefSupreme
Metairie
Member since Sep 2016
556 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 3:18 pm to
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
120015 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 3:21 pm to
That’s a fair answer
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
8275 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 3:22 pm to
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I know you don’t want a real answer, but I’ll humor you. I don’t wholly identify with either party, but I do lean left on sociological matters i.e. I support equal rights for LGBTQ+ folks, but also appreciate that Trump banned biological males from competing against women. I try to take a common sense approach to the issues I feel like I understand well enough to form an opinion on. I’m ignorant of a lot, though, and can admit it.


That is solid. If I ever lump you in with other moderates who are merely chickenshit leftists correct me.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
38480 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 3:26 pm to
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asked you for substance. You refuse to provide any unless you get an internal email. So dumb.


So it sounds like you don’t have a viable comparison from your real life experience

Maybe someone else will step up and back-up their claims since you have failed.

Until then, it seems obvious that there is no real comparison to be made, which was the whole point.

Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
12693 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 3:27 pm to
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 my boss asked me to list 5 things I did last week, I would respond with 5 things I did last week. Why are they bitching about having to do this?


I'm an employee, I'm accountable for what I do and don't do. My boss has every right to ask me what I have done.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
53525 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 3:36 pm to
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How many genders are there?

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71766 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 4:40 pm to
What some of you people are convinced you know is laughable.
Posted by International_Aggie
Member since Oct 2012
1990 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 5:17 pm to
I have no problem filling out a weekly report. I’ve had to do some version of that at almost every position I’ve held.

But this is a cluster. Several agency heads are telling workers to disregard the OPM email. And it’s Trump people, too, not Biden hold overs.

This is like your boss telling you to ignore something from HR. That’s where a lot of the confusion lies. They really need to clarify this quickly.
This post was edited on 2/24/25 at 5:18 pm
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
14761 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 5:28 pm to
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What some of you people are convinced you know is laughable


+1
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30951 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 5:32 pm to
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Sure, but there are also folks who don't have access to their emails after work hours and may be on vacation... So those folks should be terminated?

bullshite. Who? And it's not like this shite hasn't been all over the news. Trust me, DOGE algorithms will ID and exclude the 7 or 8 individuals affected.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 5:34 pm to
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Elon's "report what you did last week" email - still hilarious


A lot of folks are ignoring this, and that's even more hilarious.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 2/24/25 at 5:35 pm to
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bullshite. Who?


Do you have any clue how access to gov email works?
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