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CIA's new interrogation techniques
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:14 pm
According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism.
"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."
I think I'd rather be waterboarded.
The Bee
"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."
I think I'd rather be waterboarded.
The Bee
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Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:36 pm to Rex Feral
I am not going to lie, if I was treated like that I would tell you anything you want to hear
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:39 pm to Rex Feral
Leftists can turn satire into policy.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:39 pm to Rex Feral
It has to be so much fun being a writer for the Bee 
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:42 pm to ThisWayChad
You can write for the Bee too if you are a paid subscriber.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 2:00 pm to Rex Feral
The Bee is a National Treasure.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 2:05 pm to Rex Feral
If they really want to scare you, they'll call you the wrong pronouns.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 2:43 pm to ksayetiger
I’d think interrogations for American enemies ( foreign ) the leftist sycophants spewing their garbage would be very entertaining to them as it would be on par with hitting the power ball . They would see how Americans are a paper Tiger
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