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California store owner prices all items at $951 so thieves can be prosecuted

Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:04 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39025 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:04 pm



Posted by 93and99
Dayton , Oh / Allentown , Pa
Member since Dec 2018
14400 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:15 pm to


Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
22470 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:20 pm to
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7872 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:36 pm to
Good stuff.

If SNL was still funny, they'd have a skit where a band of young blacks would rampage a store, and try to exit with armloads of items...

with an Asian clerk scanning the booty and giving a thumbs down
"you put shoes back, need to lose $45 to be below $950
Ok good! We too low. Bang ding ow
"
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
97996 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:40 pm to
Awesome
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65783 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:42 pm to
They'd probably prosecute him for price gouging.
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2559 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

They'd probably prosecute him for price gouging.


Don't give them any ideas!
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49672 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:43 pm to
Yeah this will never hold in the peoples republic of California
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157758 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:46 pm to
Mickey Pelosi will never show up in this thread
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76447 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:46 pm to
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23171 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:53 pm to
Hope he isn't running a grocery store!
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6269 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 9:54 pm to
Offer a discount at the register
Posted by MidWestGuy
Illinois
Member since Nov 2018
2001 posts
Posted on 12/8/21 at 10:33 pm to
I so wish this wasn't satire, but...

LINK


quote:

Satire for the Right. And the Wrong.



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