Brutal Reddit roasts of Moore

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Doug Jones’ margin of victory is so small Roy Moore is going to try to molest it

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Looks like Roy Moore came in a little behind.

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spokesman.exe has stopped working.

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What would the code be? (i’m a GUIy guy)
if stumped print: blink
if blink print: blink and gape
if blink and gape print: blink, gape, and mention Trump
if blink, gape, and mention Trump print: Merry Christmas, Jake

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Roy Moore results coming in: He is only in the teens.

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The Judge will never forget 12/12/17 as those are ages of his most recent parent-approved three dates.

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The people of Alabama did not want any Moore.

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Underrated comment
underaged comment
It's 24 minutes old now, is that old enough?
It’s fine if you ask for permission from her mother.

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You'll know its time when the big hand touches the little one

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It was pretty tight, but in the end the gap was too wide and Moore went away disappointed.

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God, this jokes so old Roy Moore wouldn't even touch it.

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"Due to the weather, Moore is expected to win. Tonight in Alabama, it's expected to dip into the teens."

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Guys, let's be mature...otherwise Moore might try to frick you.

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Although he does okay in the big districts, he scores best with the little ones.

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