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Boris Johnson’s girlfriend is pregnant. They are now engaged

Posted on 2/29/20 at 11:49 am
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 11:49 am
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BREAKING: Boris Johnson’s girlfriend Carrie Symonds is pregnant & the couple are engaged to be married....




Boris is 55
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 11:51 am to
I guess he's only good at pulling out of the EU.

Good for him.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 11:52 am to
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Boris is 55


More interested in her age.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 11:53 am to
How would you like to be ten years old with a 65/66 year old dad?
This post was edited on 2/29/20 at 11:54 am
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 11:55 am to
Would impregnate.

Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 11:58 am to
Hmmm, she has high cheek bones. Must be an Injun.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 11:59 am to
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How would you like to be ten years old with a 65/66 year old dad?


Kinda like Barron?
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 12:02 pm to
Gut spraying Boris.

Posted by YF12
Ottobaan
Member since Nov 2019
4451 posts
Posted on 2/29/20 at 12:11 pm to
The more mini Boris's that Europe has the better Europe will be

Flood the continent with babies, Boris
Posted by Stingray
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 12:17 pm to
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How would you like to be ten years old with a 65/66 year old dad?


The alternative is nonexistence, correct?
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 12:21 pm to
"....and they named the baby Brexit....
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

How would you like to be ten years old with a 65/66 year old dad?

What does it matter? You're father is/was PM. Not too many can say that.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 2/29/20 at 12:24 pm to


I'm guessing they weren't school chums.


Funny how men usually have the advantages in relationships, despite the fact that when you look at men and women you wouldn't think it would be that way.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 12:25 pm to
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The alternative is nonexistence, correct?


Correct.

The state we all were prior to conception, and will return to post death.
Posted by Philippines4LSU
Member since May 2018
8789 posts
Posted on 2/29/20 at 12:29 pm to
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Hmmm, she has high cheek bones. Must be an Injun.


I love women with high cheek bones. It’s a trait that keeps them looking young without the use of fillers.

I have way more Juvederm in my own face than I’d like to admit, lol.
Posted by Dead End
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/29/20 at 12:55 pm to
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they named the baby Brexit....


Would be epic
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