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Biden Condemns Jesus For Rising Again On Trans Day Of Visibility
Posted on 3/30/24 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 3/30/24 at 8:35 pm
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President Biden issued a stern condemnation of Jesus Christ after learning that the Savior of mankind had the audacity to rise from the dead on Biden's "Trans Day Of Visibility".
"Who does this Jesus think he is?" shouted an angry Biden. "Today is about dudes becoming chicks and chicks becoming dudes, not dead people becoming alive! Come on, man!"
President Biden released the announcement for the "Trans Day Of Visibility" on Good Friday, moments after the memorial of Christ's crucifixion. "It was bad enough Jesus stole my thunder by dying the day I announced it," muttered Biden. "As if that wasn't enough, then Jesus goes and rises from the dead -- right on my day celebrating guys who want to use women's showers! I'm starting to think this Jesus guy scheduled all of this on purpose!"
According to sources, Jesus Christ's resurrection bringing the hope of salvation and eternal life to mankind has, in fact, distracted from people looking at guys wearing skirts. "Admittedly, Biden is not wrong. In light of the risen Christ, everything else fades," reported local man John Marshall. "What else can we do but look to Him?"
At publishing time, Heavenly sources confirmed that the evil and silliness of all earthly powers were but mist in the light of Christ's eternal kingdom.
The Bee
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Posted on 3/30/24 at 8:39 pm to stout
Ok. From the Bee. Even his handlers are that stupid.
Posted on 3/30/24 at 8:56 pm to stout
quote:never post this
The Bee
It's fun to see who can't tell the difference between satire & current reality
I got fooled by one recently
Posted on 3/30/24 at 8:57 pm to stout
Jesus = zombie
Posted on 3/30/24 at 8:59 pm to UncleD7734
quote:I know you meant to say “not that stupid”, but I’m sure you’ll agree that what you actually posted is, in fact, sadly more accurate.
Ok. From the Bee. Even his handlers are that stupid
Posted on 3/30/24 at 9:01 pm to GusAU
quote:tPTB of wokeness are a lot of things, but stupid they are not
I know you meant to say “not that stupid”, but I’m sure you’ll agree that what you actually posted is, in fact, sadly more accurate
Posted on 3/30/24 at 9:03 pm to stout
Jesus identifies as Risen.
There. Story ends.
Posted on 3/30/24 at 9:08 pm to stout
Biden arises from the depths of a 200 year old out house
Posted on 3/30/24 at 9:10 pm to stout
That piece of scum is such a Satan wannabe.
Posted on 3/30/24 at 11:41 pm to stout
The writers at the Bee are trash who've been telling people on Twitter that saying "Christ is King" is antisemitic
This post was edited on 3/30/24 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 3/31/24 at 6:25 am to Kafka
quote:
never post this
It's fun to see who can't tell the difference between satire & current reality
Like all of el Gaucho posts. Dude still gets them hook, line & sinker.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:03 am to Kafka
quote:= Every Democrat on Earth
It's fun to see who can't tell the difference between satire & current reality
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:43 am to Pecker
quote:
The writers at the Bee are trash who've been telling people on Twitter that saying "Christ is King" is antisemitic
Yea I don't care for the owner Seth Dillon
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:46 am to stout
No way that’s legit.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:50 am to Kafka
quote:
got fooled by one recently
So did I.
It's wild to live in a timeline where it's hard to tell satire from serious.
Posted on 3/31/24 at 7:50 am to BayouBlitz
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BayouBlitz
Are you ever NOT an a-hole?
I mean, geez. I can only imagine what a miserable, bitter frick you must be IRL.
Oh…and Happy Easter.
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