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Biden: 161,000 died in 2011 Joplin Tornado
Posted on 10/4/14 at 8:27 am
Posted on 10/4/14 at 8:27 am
Let's celebrate this man's greatness. For everything wrong with this country, he is a beacon of laughter and joy.
Biden Overstates Deaths in Joplin, Missouri Tornado By 160,839
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The Nation of Africa
Obama first mainstream articulate black
Stand up for Chuck!!!
Meet Chuck
He's had sex with past presidents
We can safely assume Obama is on that list
Accuses Obama of thinking he is the Messiah
Biden thinks he has AIDS
Biden speaking against 7/11 stores
Proving his superior knowledge of history
Admitting His parents believed he could quite make it
How Biden speaks to donors
Barack AMERICA!!!
Biden still learning to count to five...can't get past three
Biden's TMI moment
Biden Overstates Deaths in Joplin, Missouri Tornado By 160,839
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"161,000 brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, grandparents lost," said the vice president.
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The Nation of Africa
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”There’s no reason the nation of Africa cannot and should not join the ranks of the world’s most prosperous nations in the near term, in the decades ahead,” the vice president of the United States of America said.
“There is simply no reason,” he said.
Obama first mainstream articulate black
quote:
Obama is “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”
Stand up for Chuck!!!
quote:
"I'm told Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up Chuck, let 'em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about. I'll tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, though, pal."
Meet Chuck
He's had sex with past presidents
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"Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately."
We can safely assume Obama is on that list
quote:
"I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you."
Accuses Obama of thinking he is the Messiah
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Obama does send his greetings, though. He can't be here tonight -- because he's busy getting ready for Easter. He thinks it's about him."
Biden thinks he has AIDS
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"I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important thing."
Biden speaking against 7/11 stores
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"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."
Proving his superior knowledge of history
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When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television..."
Admitting His parents believed he could quite make it
quote:
''My mother believed and my father believed that if I wanted to be president of the United States, I could be, I could be Vice President!''
How Biden speaks to donors
quote:
''I guess what I'm trying to say without boring you too long at breakfast--and you all look dull as hell, I might add. The dullest audience I have ever spoken to. Just sitting there, staring at me. Pretend you like me!''
Barack AMERICA!!!
quote:
''A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States -- Barack America!''
Biden still learning to count to five...can't get past three
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"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.''
Biden's TMI moment
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"A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts to the reporters outside his home,
This post was edited on 10/4/14 at 10:11 am
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Posted on 10/4/14 at 8:29 am to theunknownknight
Obama was smart to get this guy.
He's an ironclad insurance policy against assassination. That's why the White House intruder was no big deal. Even IF he would have gotten to the President, all Obama would have had to do is say "BIDEN TAKES MY PLACE!" and the guy would have backed off.
Though I maintain I can match you 2 to 1 on idiotic Dan Quayle quotes to Biden quotes - and 1 to 1 for W Bush.
He's an ironclad insurance policy against assassination. That's why the White House intruder was no big deal. Even IF he would have gotten to the President, all Obama would have had to do is say "BIDEN TAKES MY PLACE!" and the guy would have backed off.
Though I maintain I can match you 2 to 1 on idiotic Dan Quayle quotes to Biden quotes - and 1 to 1 for W Bush.
This post was edited on 10/4/14 at 8:30 am
Posted on 10/4/14 at 8:32 am to SpidermanTUba
quote:
Obama was smart to get this guy. He's an ironclad insurance policy against assassination. That's why the White House intruder was no big deal. Even IF he would have gotten to the President, all Obama would have had to do is say "BIDEN TAKES MY PLACE!"
First thing you've said that I agree with!!
Posted on 10/4/14 at 8:40 am to SpidermanTUba
Rush said the exact same thing in 2008.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 8:40 am to SpidermanTUba
quote:you're right about that
e's an ironclad insurance policy against assassination
Posted on 10/4/14 at 8:42 am to Tiguar
Tuba agreeing with Rush. Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Posted on 10/4/14 at 8:44 am to Radiojones
I think I'm just going to keep updating the OP to celebrate this man's greatness
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:02 am to theunknownknight
Biden isn't just a clown, he is an unethical clown. Leaving aside his being the pointman for credit card companies his political career is marked with numerous plagiarism scandals. It is one thing to quote another person's speech, all politicians do it to some extent. It is another to pass their speech and their life stories off as your own.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:07 am to SpidermanTUba
Damn you Tuba!!! I can't freaking believe you made me agree with you!!!!
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:10 am to theunknownknight
The same Biden that handed Paul Ryan his arse in the VP debate?
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:15 am to TT9
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The same Biden that showed his arse in the VP debate?
This post was edited on 10/4/14 at 9:20 am
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:19 am to theunknownknight
Sounds like they are planning more dead votes this year at the polls.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:56 am to TT9
Ryan mopped the floor with that ignorant clown.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 10:31 am to theunknownknight
Most of the quotes were intentional jokes. 
Posted on 10/4/14 at 10:42 am to mmcgrath
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Most of the quotes were intentional jokes.
bullshite!! You guys are fricking deluded. Y'all will jump on anything a conservative says, intentional or not, meanwhile the two fricktards in the white house say dumb shite all the time. 57 states etc...not intentional. And Biden? Are you shitting me. His IQ is "potato". George Bush would destroy his arse in a mental challenge. And Obama hasn't shown me shite to prove the intelligence you guys profess for him. And of course, all his academic records are sealed. So, all his IQ scores and other bullshite you guys spout are just that...bullshite!!
And btw, I think Bill Clinton is a brilliant mf'er. Quite possibly our smartest President ever. Don't agree with his politics, but he is an impressive intellect. I would love to hear what he REALLY thinks about various topics. Minus any political leans. I've met him several times and he is the only person I have ever met that I came away just thoroughly impressed. Would love to have a sit down and pick his brain. And he's charismatic as frick. I voted for him BTW. The first time. I hoped he was just playing the party game to get elected. Unfortunately, he never stopped.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 11:20 am to SmackoverHawg
quote:You don't think that the comment about Easter, his parents, or the speech to donors are obvious jokes?!?
bullshite!!
quote:I don't believe this either. But I definitely don't believe that intellect is the primary factor in what makes a President great. Sure you have to have some minimum level of intelligence that is probably above average, but after that common sense and your ability to manage people become more important.
And btw, I think Bill Clinton is a brilliant mf'er. Quite possibly our smartest President ever.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 11:29 am to mmcgrath
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Most of the quotes were intentional jokes.
If that makes you feel better. Bidenisms are awesome. "His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." --Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010
Posted on 10/4/14 at 11:29 am to SpidermanTUba
quote:
He's an ironclad insurance policy against assassination. That's why the White House intruder was no big deal. Even IF he would have gotten to the President, all Obama would have had to do is say "BIDEN TAKES MY PLACE!" and the guy would have backed off.
Completely agree.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 11:32 am to RogerTheShrubber
quote:Hey, I'm not arguing that he doesn't say some dumb things... just that the list in the OP includes intentional jokes and some quotes taken out of context.... kind of defeating its own purpose.
If that makes you feel better. Bidenisms are awesome.
"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." --Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010
Posted on 10/4/14 at 11:46 am to mmcgrath
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Hey, I'm not arguing that he doesn't say some dumb things... just that the list in the OP includes intentional jokes and some quotes taken out of context.... kind of defeating its own purpose.
Can't read bro? I said he was the beacon of laughter. Jokes don't make you laugh I guess. No sense of humor.
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