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Anecdotal based on literal witnessing what I just saw - Soyboy being trained on a forklift
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:59 am
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:59 am
Bags of concrete being delivered to a construction site, 3 small pallets of product actually which is a small chuckle as to why they would need the forklift 
Hell I don't know, I could have flung two of those 3-high pallets onto a Home Depot cart myself.
Anyway, front and center present: A Soyboy, being trained on driving a forklift. Tie dye tshirt, soyboy hair and soyboy glasses, being trained on a forklift by a hippy with long hair, tats, bandana on his head and wearing a mask (outside,
)
Was the soyboy just indicted for sex offenses and this is the only job he could get now? ? Yes? Probably!!! I'm guessing yes
Majored in art history with a minor in sociology and now driving a forklift? It really pisses me off actually that he's taking a job away from a baw who needs that forklift job
Hell I don't know, I could have flung two of those 3-high pallets onto a Home Depot cart myself.
Anyway, front and center present: A Soyboy, being trained on driving a forklift. Tie dye tshirt, soyboy hair and soyboy glasses, being trained on a forklift by a hippy with long hair, tats, bandana on his head and wearing a mask (outside,
) Was the soyboy just indicted for sex offenses and this is the only job he could get now?
? Yes? Probably!!! I'm guessing yes Majored in art history with a minor in sociology and now driving a forklift? It really pisses me off actually that he's taking a job away from a baw who needs that forklift job
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:00 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Get ready to reset the "Number of Days Without Workplace Injury" sign.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:00 am to Harry Rex Vonner
soyboys doing blue collar work would likely be great for them and their development as contributors to society.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:01 am to Harry Rex Vonner
You dont have a hair on your nutsack if you didnt tell him to MAGA as he left.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:01 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Plot twist: the soy boy is simply there for a short time so he can fake an injury and file a phony workers comp claim. Insurance pays for that right so no big deal?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:02 am to notsince98
I don't know, this may be one of my worst threads ever, and I'm fine with that
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:02 am to SCLibertarian
my man 
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:02 am to Harry Rex Vonner
He has a job. I don’t mind.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:03 am to notsince98
quote:
soyboys doing blue collar work would likely be great for them and their development as contributors to society.
Unfortunately they probably direct deposit so they probably won't see their stubs for awhile.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:03 am to IslandBuckeye
quote:
Get ready to reset the "Number of Days Without Workplace Injury" sign.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:03 am to Harry Rex Vonner
So he's employed? Works for me.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:04 am to Harry Rex Vonner
So he's working instead of rioting with his soi bois in Portland?
I see this as a win. Good for him?
I see this as a win. Good for him?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:05 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Come on, this post sounds bigoted. Dude has a blue collar job and is trying to make a living and just chooses to dress like a hippy? I see no issue. Hopefully he sticks with it and becomes a productive tax paying member of society. I worked in pipe yards growing up and was amazed by the dudes who obviously had made poor decisions early in life try and be productive and provide. The neck tats were still ridiculous but gotta give them a chance.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:06 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Maybe he’s learning the value of hard work and taking care of himself?
Wait til he sees his paycheck after Uncle Sam gets done with it. Maybe he’ll join us.
Wait til he sees his paycheck after Uncle Sam gets done with it. Maybe he’ll join us.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:09 am to notsince98
Don't hate on a guy for working. I would use a overhead crane to deliver a clipboard with work instructions to the far end of the plant, in the good ole days.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:09 am to Jorts R Us
Great points. He's employed. He's trying.
I hope he does a 180 and becomes a Delta living conspicuously near Fort Bragg.
I hope he does a 180 and becomes a Delta living conspicuously near Fort Bragg.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:14 am to Harry Rex Vonner
So, you saw a guy working a real job, didn’t like his appearance, and decided to run run to the internet with a made up life story about him. You’re the worst kind of Karen
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:17 am to diremustang
quote:
So, you saw a guy working a real job, didn’t like his appearance, and decided to run run to the internet with a made up life story about him. You’re the worst kind of Karen
it's an anecdotal
that's why I listed it as such
Karen's can't handle real life stories I guess
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:17 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Hell I don't know, I could have flung two of those 3-high pallets onto a Home Depot cart myself.
You can lift a pallet of concrete?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 11:18 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Similar story:
The other day UPS delivered a tool to my home that was pretty heavy. Needless to say the box was damaged and I had to return it to the UPS store to ship it back for replacement. I carried it into the store and set it on the counter where a little lady tagged it and attempted to move it to the floor. She couldn't budge it so I told her I would move it, but a little soyboy with multi-colored hair who was working the counter said he would do it. I sized him up and told him he better let me do it. He huffed and proceeded to grab the box and attempt to lift it. He managed to slide it straight off the counter and dropped it on the floor (I think it caught his foot!). I heard the tool break into 100 pieces. He squealed like a beotch and ran to the back of the store.
The little lady looked at me and said, "That boy is an idiot." I smiled at her and walked out of the store with my return ticket.
The other day UPS delivered a tool to my home that was pretty heavy. Needless to say the box was damaged and I had to return it to the UPS store to ship it back for replacement. I carried it into the store and set it on the counter where a little lady tagged it and attempted to move it to the floor. She couldn't budge it so I told her I would move it, but a little soyboy with multi-colored hair who was working the counter said he would do it. I sized him up and told him he better let me do it. He huffed and proceeded to grab the box and attempt to lift it. He managed to slide it straight off the counter and dropped it on the floor (I think it caught his foot!). I heard the tool break into 100 pieces. He squealed like a beotch and ran to the back of the store.
The little lady looked at me and said, "That boy is an idiot." I smiled at her and walked out of the store with my return ticket.
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