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re: Ancient text found in someone’s barn or attic in 1800s.. anyone familiar with this?

Posted on 8/5/22 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 5:30 pm to
I found an ancient text from God. It only appears to me (this has happened before with Joseph Smith). Anyway, I’ll disclose it fully one day, but it starts out saying that anyone I choose has to blow me.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 5:44 pm to
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oera Linda is a hoax. how do I know? 1. its written in old Frisian. that's what was spoken in coastal Holland and Germany. they still do speak Frisian only way less dutch area and only German islands 2. book has information pertaining to more than 2300 bce. I do languages as a hobby. over time languages change. and in way less time than 2000 years. now its true that in remote regions a language can be steady for 100s but in 1000 the Norse come. genghis khan. there used to be Livonian speakers on the southern peninsula of Latvia. when Russia took over welcome to ussr we speak Russian. hmm you are fishing villages. you could sneak a Latvian to Sweden. hmm. you must move to cities. no more Livonian speakers now. here's the trick now. we have Frisian text from the 8th century. its runes. its not in Latin alphabet. how is there a book written in 12th or 14th century Frisian supposed to come from 2300 bce. the oldest runic incription in northern Europe is first century. plus languages change. that is all without looking at it. the first non British to attend Oxford in the 1200s was from the Frisian part of now Netherlands . another Germanic. a lot of shared vocabulary. consider Danelaw was most of England 900 AD. its not like the current English existed then. a fun story. in the danelaw era a Norse man was murdered by an Anglo Saxon. why? his defense. the Anglo Saxon women like the Norse. the Norse he said take a bath Saturday and comb their hair. we got 200 words in current English from the Norse. and baths on date night. Norwegian and Danish kings fought over England. an Icelandic saga says LONDON IS THE BEST CITY IN SCANDINAVIA.



this is the most coherent thing I’ve ever seen you post. why can’t you just write normally all the time? you’d probably get less shite thrown at you
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 5:48 pm to
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Anyway, I’ll disclose it fully one day, but it starts out saying that anyone I choose has to blow me.


Fair enough...

You blow the entire board with each post.
Posted by BrookhavenBengal
Brookhaven, MS
Member since Oct 2007
3606 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 6:04 pm to
Did you type that in Old Frisian?

#Whew
Posted by charbar203
Member since Nov 2021
23 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 6:09 pm to
Its not magic underwear nor ever described as magic underwear other than by people with no clue what they are talking about. Garments are meant to be a daily reminder of ones covenants theyve made to their wife and to God. For instance, if everytime you take your dick out to frick your mistress, you had to be reminded of the 20 year old promises you made.

Ascribing some sort of magical element is pure propaganda and shows the person espousing the idea as a sub 100 mongoloid
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 6:29 pm to
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this is the most coherent thing I’ve ever seen you post. why can’t you just write normally all the time?


That's coherent? The guy studies languages but cant figure out how to capitalize the first word of a sentence or complete them
Posted by VolcanicTiger
Member since Apr 2022
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 6:37 pm to
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Wolfhound45
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Assuming 115 posts/month for him, yours is 673 posts/month. Are you saying he posts too much or too little?
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
3080 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 6:50 pm to
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Are you implying that magic underwear isn't real?


Big Love was one of my favorite series..
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 6:52 pm to
All that studying to figure out languages change over time
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 6:54 pm to
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this is the most coherent thing I’ve ever seen you post. why can’t you just write normally all the time? you’d probably get less shite thrown at you


Normal writing? I found it awful to try and follow
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25001 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 10:07 pm to
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Normal writing? I found it awful to try and follow


sift through his post history and you’ll understand what I mean
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 10:13 pm to
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