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About to hop a plane to Israel next week...

Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:38 pm
Posted by Tiger Attorney
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
19663 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:38 pm
For a nice trip.

I look forward to seeing our new Embassy in JERUSALEM, admiring some hot Israeli women, eating great food, drinking great wine, and even hitting the Westbank for some Bansky art and Bethlehem churches.





Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31636 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:38 pm to
And then?
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16228 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:43 pm to
Hopefully the plane ejects the contents from the shitter and it somehow makes its way to the heads of the Palestinian terrorists.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7630 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:44 pm to
Go snorkeling. Visit the dead sea. Masada is kinda cool, too.

If you stay in Eilat there's a Mongolian grill close to the air port that had the most orgasmic buttery baby potatoes I've ever put in my mouth. If you see the saxophone man on the boardwalk ask him yo play careless whisper.
This post was edited on 5/15/18 at 11:46 pm
Posted by Tiger Attorney
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
19663 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:45 pm to
Definitely doing Masada
Posted by Tiger Attorney
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
19663 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:46 pm to
I wouldn't mind dropping a load on Hamas. They deserve all they get.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7630 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:47 pm to
Dead sea is right next to it should find a combo tour pretty easily and do both in one day
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:51 pm to
Realistically, if I wanted to plan a trip to Israel in the next 4-6 months. How safe/doable would it be to go alone for a few days?
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
2094 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

And then?



He's going to post something better than this
Posted by Big12fan
Dallas
Member since Nov 2011
5340 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:53 pm to
Ask the West Bank Christians what they think of the embassy move and what they think of the two evangelical neanderthals from Texas, Pastors Hagee and Jeffress. Christian Zionists are not their friends.
Posted by Tiger Attorney
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
19663 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:56 pm to
Renting a car...I hear they have some crazy drivers there. I am looking forward to the challenge.

Even hitting the Golan for the day.
Posted by Tiger Attorney
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
19663 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:57 pm to
Not really concerned. Israel is more ready than any country on Earth for anything.

Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
6498 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 3:30 am to
Cool. Take a tour of Palestine and see how the average person lives thanks to Israeli apartheid. Maybe you'll understand why they are so pissed.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45761 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 4:52 am to
quote:

Cool. Take a tour of Palestine and see how the average person lives thanks to Israeli apartheid. Maybe you'll understand why they are so pissed.
They could move. Oh? Nobody else wants them either? So, are the OTHER countries practicing apartheid, too?
Posted by NewGrad1212
Russia
Member since May 2012
433 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 4:57 am to
This is a stupid question and I'm too lazy to Google it but do Americans need a visa?

Also are you traveling with a tour group or going at your own pace?
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 4:59 am to
quote:

And then?


And then along came Jones.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33880 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 6:25 am to
I just got back from a trip last week. Other than the crazy arse drivers it is an awesome country.

Started and ended in a Tel Aviv, rented a car and drove north to check out the Sea of Galilee area, then did two nights/one day in Jerusalem, then drove south and we actually hiked Ein Gedi oasis instead of Masada because the Masada hiking path is closed due to flooding (wanted to do sunrise hike). Floated the Dead Sea after then drove all the way south to Eilat and snorkeld the Red Sea.

Hit me up if you want any recommendations and have a blast. L’chaim
This post was edited on 5/16/18 at 7:04 am
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33880 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 6:27 am to
Nope, just a passport. They love Americans for the most part.

Gas station dude who filled up my rental car told me to “say hey to his friend Donald.” Completely on board with MAGA
This post was edited on 5/16/18 at 6:28 am
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51806 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 6:31 am to
You haven't lived until you go to the Strip and throw rocks with the natives.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 7:01 am to
quote:

About to hop a plane to Israel next week...


So?
This post was edited on 5/16/18 at 7:03 am
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