Joke at the OT's Expense Thread

Hahaha, I get it

But the other letters aren't

I've learned a few certainties in life:

1) Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah

2) Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith

3) and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

quote:

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Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah

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What about Jews for Jesus?

why doesn't the unknownknight like running naked thru the yard?




























because midgets don't like the grass tickling their peckers.

theunknownknight and his significant other are trying to reset the password on their computer. the unknownknight types in "mypenis" as the new password. His significant other falls on the ground laughing when the computer displays on the screen "Error. Not long enough."

The teacher asked Theunknownknight, "Why is your cat at school today, Unknownknight?" Theunknownknight replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that p*ssy once Unknownknight leaves for school today!'"

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?"

"Yeah!"

"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, Unknownknight, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"

Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother, Unknownknight, says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"