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re: Joke at the OT's Expense Thread
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:42 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:42 am to mizzoukills
Because your mom let me jizz on her face
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:45 am to 13SaintTiger
13SaintTiger caught his mom and dad having sex. Afterward he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?"
The mom said, "We were baking a cake."
A few days later, the 13SaintTiger asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew.
13SaintTiger answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."
The mom said, "We were baking a cake."
A few days later, the 13SaintTiger asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew.
13SaintTiger answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:51 am to mizzoukills
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because midgets don't like the grass tickling their peckers.
I lold...............
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:51 am to mizzoukills
Little 13TigerSaint came home from school with a smile on his face and told his mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, 13TigerSaint went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, 13TigerSaint's mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
13TigerSaint replied, "No, salty."
His mom fainted.
Before the mother could raise a concern, 13TigerSaint went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, 13TigerSaint's mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
13TigerSaint replied, "No, salty."
His mom fainted.
This post was edited on 2/21/15 at 8:53 am
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:52 am to mizzoukills
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Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother, Unknownknight, says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
Please stop..I can't take anymore of this awesome humor....
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:55 am to dukke v
Dukke v asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
Dukke v said, "Wow! Let's do this!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
Dukke v said, "Wow! Let's do this!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:59 am to mizzoukills
Three guys go to a ski lodge: Unknownknight, 13SaintTiger, and Dukke v.
There weren't enough rooms, so they had to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the Unknownknight, laying on right side of the bed, wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left, 13SaintTiger, wakes up and unbelievably he's had the same dream, too.
Then Dukke v, the guy in the middle, wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
There weren't enough rooms, so they had to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the Unknownknight, laying on right side of the bed, wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left, 13SaintTiger, wakes up and unbelievably he's had the same dream, too.
Then Dukke v, the guy in the middle, wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:02 am to mizzoukills
Dukke v and Paige are ready to go to sleep. The Dukke lies on the bed but Paige lies down on the floor. Dukke asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor, Paige?'' Paige replies, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:11 am to mizzoukills
Dukke has diarrhea tells Paige that he needs Viagra. Paige asks, "Why on Earth do you need that, Dukke?!" Dukke says, "Isn't that what you give Darth when his shite doesn't get hard?"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:13 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:14 am to whit
Whit goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?" the cashier asks.
"No," Whit says, "she's ugly but not that ugly."
"Do you want a bag?" the cashier asks.
"No," Whit says, "she's ugly but not that ugly."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:19 am to mizzoukills
Jim Rockford boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman named Paige who is sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?"
Jim Rockford replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Jim Rockford replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:22 am to mizzoukills
Trillhog was having sex with a girl the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name.
Trillhog asked her, "Who the heck is Rape?"
Trillhog asked her, "Who the heck is Rape?"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:22 am to mizzoukills
frick you. the pterodactyl joke was funnier.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:24 am to Breesus
Little Breesus asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?"
She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark."
She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:26 am to mizzoukills
One day Little Breesus asks his Mum, "How come when I come in to your room and you're on top of Daddy, you tell me that you're making a sandwich, but after a while I come in again, you're eating a sausage?!"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:28 am to mizzoukills
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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Unknownknight passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, Unknownknight came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Unknownknight ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started spanking the monkey and moaned, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
Please, no more.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:32 am to fishfighter
Fishfighter and Pinocchio were making love. Pinocchio was having an off day, so Fishfighter said, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:34 am to mizzoukills
Fishfighter walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" Fishfighter's mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:36 am to mizzoukills
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She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark."
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