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re: Joke at the OT's Expense Thread
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:38 am to Sevendust912
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:38 am to Sevendust912
Sevendust calls 911 and says, "I think my wife is dead." The operator says, "How do you know?" Sevendust says, "The sex is about the same, but the laundry is piling up!"
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:39 am to mizzoukills
Two prostitutes named Breesus and Sevendust are standing on a corner. Sevendust says, "Tonight is gonna be a good night. I can smell the dick in the air."
Breesus replied, "Sorry, I just burped."
Breesus replied, "Sorry, I just burped."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:40 am to mizzoukills
oh do me. please. please please.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:43 am to ksayetiger
Why can't Paige tie her shoes?
She just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.
She just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:46 am to mizzoukills
Two sperms named Sevendust and Ksayetiger are racing to reach the ovule. After a minute, Sevendust asks Ksayetiger, "Hey, how much longer until we reach the ovaries?"
Ksayetiger replies, "Keep swimming, fool! We haven't even passed Paige's tonsils yet!"
Ksayetiger replies, "Keep swimming, fool! We haven't even passed Paige's tonsils yet!"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:48 am to mizzoukills
Ksayetiger's sister asked him to take off her clothes. He took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” So he took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” Ksayetiger took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” So he took them off. Then she looked at Ksayetiger and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my clothes ever again.”
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:48 am to mizzoukills
I would never put my dick in paiges mouth
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:49 am to ksayetiger
you weren't the dick. that was hg.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:49 am to mizzoukills
I dont have a sister.
but nothing wrong with wearing women clothes
but nothing wrong with wearing women clothes
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:52 am to ksayetiger
this one is for the black members of TD:
Seven year old TBirdSpur was in English class, when his teacher asked him to use dictate in a sentence. So he says, "Lass night I heard Daddy askin' Momma, 'how do my dictate?'"
Seven year old TBirdSpur was in English class, when his teacher asked him to use dictate in a sentence. So he says, "Lass night I heard Daddy askin' Momma, 'how do my dictate?'"
Posted on 2/21/15 at 9:56 am to mizzoukills
Ksayetiger, a genie, grants TBirdspur three wishes. TBird wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight.
Poof, he's a tampon.
Poof, he's a tampon.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 10:03 am to mizzoukills
Ksayetiger walks into a pub and asks for 12 shots of vodka.
The barman says, "Wow, 12. Are you celebrating?"
Ksayetiger replies, "I've just experienced my first blow job."
The barman says, "That's brilliant. Let me get you another one on the house."
Ksayetiger replies, "No, that's okay. If the twelfth one doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."
The barman says, "Wow, 12. Are you celebrating?"
Ksayetiger replies, "I've just experienced my first blow job."
The barman says, "That's brilliant. Let me get you another one on the house."
Ksayetiger replies, "No, that's okay. If the twelfth one doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 10:09 am to mizzoukills
There once was a poster named Killz
He went to the OT for thrills
With old jokes and persistence
There was little resistance
As he guffawed us all with his skills
He went to the OT for thrills
With old jokes and persistence
There was little resistance
As he guffawed us all with his skills
Posted on 2/21/15 at 10:11 am to Old Sarge
Sarge's girlfriend, Semotruman, walks out of the shower and says to Sarge, "Honey, I shaved myself down there... Do you know what that means?"
Sarge replies, "Dammit the drain is clogged again."
Sarge replies, "Dammit the drain is clogged again."
Posted on 2/21/15 at 10:14 am to mizzoukills
Semo........mmmmmhhhmmmmmm 
Posted on 2/21/15 at 10:18 am to mizzoukills
Wat
Posted on 2/21/15 at 10:22 am to mizzoukills
quote:
you weren't the dick. that was hg.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 10:25 am to mizzoukills
Do Me
Posted on 2/21/15 at 10:56 am to ZekeTheTeke
I'll prolly need to double wrap my pecker
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