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Sucker Punch. The most fun I've had at the theatre in a long time.

Posted on 3/25/11 at 10:47 pm
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 10:47 pm
Wow. Honestly did not expect it to be that good.

The green screen can be vomit inducing on occasions, no doubt. But Zack Snyder has it down to a freakin art. Everything is so perfect for what he is trying to accomplish and crafted almost to perfection. Man that was a good looking film.

And the stars of the movie. The chicks. HEY OOOO! I knew within 15 minutes of the movie starting, that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with the blonde. Don't know her name. And the Asian chick. And Vanessa Hudgens. I imagine the three of us getting it on, a blonde a brunette and an Asian just a perfect mixture of bodies floating around. They all get into it with each other mmm mmm mmm. Three is the magic number that's what song I play in the background, sung by Blund Melon. Whatever happened to Blind Melon? Wait, what was I talking about? The movie, o yes. God that Asain had perfect titties.

You have to think that Zack Snyder atleast a little bit was thinking while making this movie was like "you know there are some serious nerds out there that never get laid and they need a movie too, so let's make a nerd fantasy real anime." And that's what he did. Heck that movie was made for the guy that I went to the movie with. I know this because he played some serious air guitar while Bjork was playing during the movie. And I'm pretty sure this goober sitting behind me jizzed his pants just watching the movie. There was a scene when all the hotties were in a room in skimpy clothing.... ok one of the scenes bc there were many, anyway, it's all quiet in the theatre cause everybodys taking in all the hotness until the guy behind me let's out a loud "Uuuugggggghhhhhhhh" moan. I was like WTF pee wee herman.

There was one headache inducing scene. The "knife" fantasy level. It was Transformerish in the closeness of the fight scene. Got a little old. But other than that the action was great.

I think maybe my favorite movie of the year so far. Defintely the most fun.
This post was edited on 3/25/11 at 11:22 pm
Posted by 9Fiddy
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 10:57 pm to
The blonde was the oldest girl in Lomony Snickets
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:07 pm to
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Wow. Honestly did not expect it to be that good.
+1

THOROUGHLY ENJOYED IT TONIGHT
Posted by ipodking
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:09 pm to
This is good news, I was a little worried about how good this movie would be
Posted by akcheat
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:18 pm to
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iwyLSUiwy


Thank you! I wanted to see this, and despite the bad reviews, you have given me a reason to!
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:20 pm to
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despite the bad reviews


critics fricking suck. if you don't enjoy this movie you are a complete waste of oxygen.
Posted by akcheat
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:22 pm to
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critics fricking suck. if you don't enjoy this movie you are a complete waste of oxygen.



I did say that I still want to see it, and to be fair, the critics usually do OK. Not always right, but they are a good barometer for good movies.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:25 pm to
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I did say that I still want to see it, and to be fair, the critics usually do OK. Not always right, but they are a good barometer for good movies.

i looked at google on my phone after the movie and saw it had ONE HALF STAR out of 5.

i mean..really?
This post was edited on 3/25/11 at 11:26 pm
Posted by akcheat
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:28 pm to
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i looked at google on my phone after the movie and saw it had ONE HALF STAR out of 5.

i mean..really?



I haven't seen it, so I'll take your word. I really do want it to be great!
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:30 pm to
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Thank you! I wanted to see this, and despite the bad reviews, you have given me a reason to!


Well I hope you like it

I'm having a hard time thinking of a action flick with a female lead that I was really sold on. Nothings coming to mind. This was all chicks and was fantastic.

I didn't touch on the story in the OP. Which was half Inception half Pans Labyrinth and half 300. Don't know the math if that adds up right but that's what it was.

But I mean if you don't like Snyders style then this probably isn't for you. The slow motion was in full effect too. That's never bothered me though, I actually really like it. And you know the jump Neo did in the Matrix and how he landed and cracked the ground, on his knee but one leg out to the side, that one? They do that a lot too
This post was edited on 3/25/11 at 11:35 pm
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:34 pm to
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i looked at google on my phone after the movie and saw it had ONE HALF STAR out of 5.


Wow really? That's suprising. I don't know what they were thinking they were getting but I got everything I was expecting (which is exactly what the preview led me to believe) and then some.
Posted by filmmaker45
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:41 pm to
I never doubted this movie would be bad....arse. Seriously I watch the trailer and I just think "Whoever doesn't like this movie is gonna be a flat out loser" I don't mean that literally but seriously, it just looks like a good time.

Can't wait to see it!
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 3/25/11 at 11:45 pm to
its not citizen kane but i'd rather watch this again than avatar. it kinda reminds me of a cross between big trouble in little china and tank girl
Posted by TulaneTigerFan
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Posted on 3/26/11 at 12:01 am to
I can't believe you actually liked this. I just left the theater and was coming here to bash it. It was terrible IMO. The dialogue was so awful people around me were literally loling. The closing monologue might have been the best. This was nonsensical crap, and I went into it expecting mindless action with good visuals.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/26/11 at 12:13 am to
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and I went into it expecting mindless action with good visuals.


Granted this wasn't Memento, But I wouldn't consider it mindless. And the visuals were great, no arguing that.

quote:

I just left the theater and was coming here to bash it. It was terrible IMO. The dialogue was so awful people around me were literally loling


Is that's what did it for you, the dialogue? I can see that, none of these girls are Oscar winners, but I didn't expect the acting to blow me away.

Like I kind of mentioned, it was the fun factor for me. The movie overall was a good time. If everyone else sees it and bashes it then I guess I'm off on this one. 10-15 years down the road who knows if it will hold up, but I thought it was pretty solid.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 3/26/11 at 12:27 am to


typical tulane snob.















i keed i keed
Posted by TulaneTigerFan
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Posted on 3/26/11 at 12:35 am to
Maybe I'm being overly harsh. It was fun. The script just reminded me of something you'd get after locking Michael Bay, Nic Cage, and a 15 year old in a room all night with a case of redbull and a PS3. I guess I should have expected something closer to Drive Angry than Sin City

eta: Emily Browning was ridiculously hot in this though.
This post was edited on 3/26/11 at 12:37 am
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 3/26/11 at 2:51 am to
After seeing this tonight, I am impartial. I loved the music. And the chicks. Jena Malone!

The ending got crazy...but it had eastern influences so i took that for what it was.
Posted by Froman
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Posted on 3/26/11 at 3:36 am to
Whoa, just looked it up and the Asian girl is this chick Jamie I worked with on Burning Palms a couple years ago in Baton Rouge. She's pretty hot, but don't remember her breasts to be anything special.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/26/11 at 7:59 am to
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if you don't enjoy this movie you are a complete waste of oxygen.

i have heard this is one of the worst movies ever made from multiple people
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