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re: Who's eating and drinking tonight?
Posted on 6/14/13 at 11:56 pm to SmackoverHawg
Posted on 6/14/13 at 11:56 pm to SmackoverHawg
Well, I don't see the problem in that.
This post was edited on 6/15/13 at 12:26 am
Posted on 6/14/13 at 11:58 pm to DrTyger
We're gonna be in Florida this Halloween, but she should be in BR with me for the game. 
Posted on 6/14/13 at 11:58 pm to Bleeding purple
frick with the looming cuts due to Obamacare, how much money do you think we could raise with the 3 of them liquored up in a hot tub?
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:00 am to Bleeding purple
Mrs. Hawg also likes to make out with the other hot womenz when she drinks. She won't admit to it sober, but she likes 'em as much as I do. Several dancers at the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas know her on a first name basis.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:01 am to Bleeding purple
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frick with the looming cuts due to Obamacare, how much money do you think we could raise with the 3 of them liquored up in a hot tub?
That image just .......give me a minute.....
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:01 am to Bleeding purple
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frick with the looming cuts due to Obamacare, how much money do you think we could raise with the 3 of them liquored up in a hot tub?
ALOT!!! Sober...you would never expect it from mine, but once drunk she is a wildcat.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:02 am to SmackoverHawg
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Spearmint Rhino in Vegas
love that fricking place
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:04 am to Bleeding purple
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Spearmint Rhino in Vegas
love that fricking place
The Mrs has been pulled on stage there a couple times and did quite well for an amateur. Got us free drinks the rest of the night. Been onstage in NO and Key West too.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:05 am to SmackoverHawg
I was going to come in for the TAM game but I may have change my plans and come in for Arky
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:06 am to SmackoverHawg
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Sober...you would never expect it from mine, but once drunk she is a wildcat.
Mine will do some wildstuff too when drunk but you have to toe that thin line between wild drunk and unconscious. It doesn't take much to knock her in to the latter.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:09 am to DrTyger
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ne will do some wildstuff too when drunk but you have to toe that thin line between wild drunk and unconscious. It doesn't take much to knock her in to the latter.
OH shite! Mine too. Mine will be the life of the party one second and out on the floor the next.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:09 am to DrTyger
Mine has a very thin line that NO ONE knows where it is. She goes from happy, horny, handsy, to pissed off, puking, and passed out without warning.
After our last trip to NO for Mardi Gras we talked about getting her a charm bracelet with x number of cheap charms so she has to give one away with each drink. I did find a pocket sized breathalyzer at some store for 10.00. Gonna try it next weekend.
After our last trip to NO for Mardi Gras we talked about getting her a charm bracelet with x number of cheap charms so she has to give one away with each drink. I did find a pocket sized breathalyzer at some store for 10.00. Gonna try it next weekend.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:12 am to SmackoverHawg
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She's quiet and shy sober. Then she gets loud and fun. Then when she gets quiet again, she's about to spew or go out.
Pretty much describes nurse to a T.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:13 am to Bleeding purple
I'm a nice drunk. Everyone knows when I'm lit cause they say I just smile and everything's good. The Mrs is usually a nice drunk too, but occasionally will go into a psychotic rage or crying fit out of the blue when inebriated.
Wish I could figure out how to get and keep her in the "fun" stage.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:15 am to SmackoverHawg
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Wish I could figure out how to get and keep her in the "fun" stage.
When mine sticks only to the fruity, sugary drinks like daiquiris she stays in that fun mode. But it's hard to keep her away from the beer and wine. Wine might as well be a Ambien to her too.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:15 am to Bleeding purple
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She goes from happy, horny, handsy, to pissed off, puking, and passed
Nothing worse than thinking you're gonna get some kinky crazy drunk sex and end up with a puking psychotic beeyotch.
Mrs. Hawg will on occasion wake up with a sore arse and sticky hair when this occurs.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:19 am to DrTyger
Mine is anything but shy. She is a freaking social butterfly. Happy to meet and help anyone. Has a strong sense of faith and most think she is an innocent Sunday school teacher type. She has a central American sense of personal space. She has no idea what excessive PDA means. And she has a naïve way of flirting and being seductive that has more than once resulted in some guy discovering he was way outmanned.
Thus hard to tell when she is drunk cause most people act like she does normally when they are drunk.
When she is drunk you can add outwardly sexual and exhibitionist to the list and you about sum her up.

Thus hard to tell when she is drunk cause most people act like she does normally when they are drunk.
When she is drunk you can add outwardly sexual and exhibitionist to the list and you about sum her up.
This post was edited on 6/15/13 at 12:21 am
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:24 am to Bleeding purple
Damn only the Doc's still up talking about their hot wives!
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:24 am to Bleeding purple
Mine was a bad introvert and I have helped bring her out of her shell. She was always quiet and standoffish and I was always the center of attention. We've worn off on each other. She's had a calming effect on me and yes it's corny...but she's made me a better man.
In turn I've helped her have the confidence and esteem to be herself and let everyone else see the person I knew.
Posted on 6/15/13 at 12:25 am to Bleeding purple
Well, this turned out to be a fund thread. 
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