re: What are the most "country" things about you?

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fished in the creek

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Shoulda seen the look on my daughter's face when I victoriously walked back into the house with burnt eyebrows and shite

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I have woke up on a cold winter night and heard bitties chirping by the heater, I have eaten an animal that I named, I know just how stupid a horse is, I've worn handcuffs outside of the bedroom more then once, I know that when you shite talk an old man around the camp fire you better look to get cut cause he's too old to take an arse whipping, I've spent more then one night in the woods cause we were either broke or stuck, I've shot a dog cause he could no longer do his job (and did it with respect), I used to think a cool whip bowl was a cereal bowl. I've run trap lines and know you don't do it with a gun in your hand, not only have a never had a lift on a daily driver, but I can out drive most "rednecks" in a 2 wheel drive yota. I've lost friends over a deer stand. I know not to drive any four wheel drive without power steering with your thumbs in the wheel. I know what a broke axle sounds like and how to get it home to fix it. I can fix it. I rarely buy anything if I can build it even it costs more to do so. I can weld pretty damn good for a guy that wears scrubs to work. I know how to can just about anything and value mason jars like they were gold.

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black and tan coonhound

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I was raised in freaking Gardner, LA on 30 acres surrounded by 50,000 acres of Kistachie National Forest

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