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re: What are some words of advice you Dad gave you?
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:01 pm to Charter n Coke
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:01 pm to Charter n Coke
Marry a woman who is more intelligent and has more money than you. If the party gets too rough, just put your pants on and come back home.
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Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:01 pm to El Josey Wales
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I almost proved him right on a 4 wheeler after about 30 beers hitting a tree wide open on a Mississippi River island.
Ive heard this story, you should tell the rest of the class.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:02 pm to Charter n Coke
Don't get your dick caught in the zipper.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:03 pm to Charter n Coke
"If you ever get punched first then you are already losing"
"If you ever get serious about a woman just look at her mom. Thats what you'll be stuck with later"
"First time I married for love. Second one should be for money. try and get both the first time"
"You dont know what the frick you are talking about"
"If you ever get serious about a woman just look at her mom. Thats what you'll be stuck with later"
"First time I married for love. Second one should be for money. try and get both the first time"
"You dont know what the frick you are talking about"
This post was edited on 3/21/13 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:05 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
"Never start a fight but you better damn well finish them."
"Never call a girl a whore unless you know for sure."
"The worst pussy Ive ever had was still pretty good."
And most commonly, "I am going to beat your arse."
"Never call a girl a whore unless you know for sure."
"The worst pussy Ive ever had was still pretty good."
And most commonly, "I am going to beat your arse."
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:07 pm to Charter n Coke
"Be careful on Bourbon St... There are some things even penicillin can't cure."
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:09 pm to Dooshay
quote:
"Be careful on Bourbon St... There are some things even penicillin can't cure."
or
"Be careful in NOLA, if they are good looking then they probably have a bigger penis than you."
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:09 pm to Dooshay
"you know why women have hair between their legs? To hide the hook."
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:14 pm to Charter n Coke
"Next time I see you shake a man's hand without looking him in the eye I'm gonna knock your teeth out."
"If you are gonna fight someone, you better win. Ain't no rules in a fight."
same man that said "no matter what you have to say to someone, there is no reason not to be kind about it."
"If you are gonna fight someone, you better win. Ain't no rules in a fight."
same man that said "no matter what you have to say to someone, there is no reason not to be kind about it."
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:14 pm to jorconalx
The two things my dad told me that have always stuck with me are "better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it" (in regards to packing or loading up the truck) and "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right the first time." Also, "Learn the job and the speed will come." I used to get bummed that I couldn't skin animals as fast as him.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:14 pm to jorconalx
"youre gonna make mistakes..........its all about how good you are at fixing them"
This was said in regard to wood working......I can see now how this can apply to real life.
This was said in regard to wood working......I can see now how this can apply to real life.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:16 pm to Charter n Coke
Getting old and your pressure is weak, step up so you dont piss on your feet.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:25 pm to Charter n Coke
"When you whoop off, make sure to lock the door, nobody wants to walk in on you doin that shite"
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:27 pm to hogdaddy
If it floats, flys or fricks your are better off renting. I've already broken two of three and working on the third one.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:29 pm to Charter n Coke
The first dirty joke my dad ever told me when I was 10:
An old bull and a young bull were at the top of a hill looking down at the cows in the valley when the young bull turned to the old bull and said, "Let's run down and frick a few cows!" to which the old bull replied, "Let's WALK down and frick them ALL."
A valuable lesson I've never forgotten.
An old bull and a young bull were at the top of a hill looking down at the cows in the valley when the young bull turned to the old bull and said, "Let's run down and frick a few cows!" to which the old bull replied, "Let's WALK down and frick them ALL."
A valuable lesson I've never forgotten.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:31 pm to JAB528
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:38 pm to El Josey Wales
I laughed my arse off when he told me that. However, I still lock the door when its time for a lil rub out. 
This post was edited on 3/21/13 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:44 pm to Charter n Coke
I grew up fishing out of a 14' bateau with a 25 Mercury. We probably caught more fish out of that boat than I have since.
I asked him one time "Dad, why don't we get a bigger boat?"
He said "There are people who fish, and there are people who boat ride all day."
Sure enough, as we drifted along catching fish, the same boats drove back and forth all day long.
I asked him one time "Dad, why don't we get a bigger boat?"
He said "There are people who fish, and there are people who boat ride all day."
Sure enough, as we drifted along catching fish, the same boats drove back and forth all day long.
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:45 pm to Charter n Coke
Don´t fix it if it ain´t broke
Posted on 3/21/13 at 4:50 pm to Charter n Coke
Don't be an idiot like them.
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