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re: Sayings from your PawPaw (s)
Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:47 pm to tenfoe
Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:47 pm to tenfoe
My great grandfather when talking about The Great Depression: "We were so poor, if Roland (his son, my grandfather) didn't wake up without a hard-on he wouldn't have anything to play with!"
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Posted on 11/13/12 at 12:52 pm to lsudat10
there's no way. No way you came from my loin's. When I get home i'm going to punch your momma in the mouth. My grandfather was buford t justice.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:14 pm to tenfoe
a man is as good as his word
tighter than dicks hatband
can't broke the wagon down
shines down through the woods like new money
don't let your buzzard mouth overload yer humming bird arse
save yer money, it's gonna be a rainy day someday
it'll feel better when it quits hurtin'
rub some dirt on it, make it feel better
got more money than Ben Gump
don't let that thing get you in trouble (pecker)
etc. etc..
tighter than dicks hatband
can't broke the wagon down
shines down through the woods like new money
don't let your buzzard mouth overload yer humming bird arse
save yer money, it's gonna be a rainy day someday
it'll feel better when it quits hurtin'
rub some dirt on it, make it feel better
got more money than Ben Gump
don't let that thing get you in trouble (pecker)
etc. etc..
Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:18 pm to Ole Geauxt
Well shite fire and save the matches.
Another one I thought about at lunch.
ETA: Langston
I probably use it weekly.
Another one I thought about at lunch.
ETA: Langston
I probably use it weekly.
This post was edited on 11/13/12 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:24 pm to laangler21
quote:yeah, i remember others every few minutes...
Another one I thought about at lunch.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:26 pm to Ole Geauxt
quote:
Ole Geauxt
He was a civil war vet right?
Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:37 pm to braindeadboxer
Grandfather is 94. Dude is one of a kind.
"People's crazy neg"
"Negs, they like monkeys. One climb the tree the rest gonna follow"
After that dude shot up the batman movie.
"They oughta take people like that and drop them over seas. Tell em, if you wanna fight, go ahead fight. I'll give you so much per head. Now i'm finished with that."
My granny was on him to plant some bushes in the front yard. "Granny wants that for privacy. I told her, by the time they tall enough for privacy, we gonna be dead and gone suga"
"People's crazy neg"
"Negs, they like monkeys. One climb the tree the rest gonna follow"
After that dude shot up the batman movie.
"They oughta take people like that and drop them over seas. Tell em, if you wanna fight, go ahead fight. I'll give you so much per head. Now i'm finished with that."
My granny was on him to plant some bushes in the front yard. "Granny wants that for privacy. I told her, by the time they tall enough for privacy, we gonna be dead and gone suga"
Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:42 pm to JDat
Another one from my buddys grandfather ( who is about as close to a grandpa i will ever have."
he always says
" Hey boys, how much you wanna make a dollar bet? "
Instead of sayin, hey ill bet you 10 dollars you cant kill a deer today.
his translation: Hey boy, how much you want to make a dollar bet you cant kill a deer today?
he always says
" Hey boys, how much you wanna make a dollar bet? "
Instead of sayin, hey ill bet you 10 dollars you cant kill a deer today.
his translation: Hey boy, how much you want to make a dollar bet you cant kill a deer today?
Posted on 11/13/12 at 1:56 pm to thedice20
I have my Great grandpaws double barrel hammer shotgun. 1897. Would not shoot it. I did talk with a gunsmith and the barrels couldn't handle new shell pressures. Other then that, it still works.
Now this Pawpaw (me), I will be passing down a 1972 Browning Sweet Sixteen that is mint to my first grandson that is now 2 1/2 years old. This gun was my Dad's. My son is very pissed about this, but told him that he gets all over guns, I think around 25 or so. Hell, I still have my first shotgun I got when I was 5 years old that is a 16ga.
Now this Pawpaw (me), I will be passing down a 1972 Browning Sweet Sixteen that is mint to my first grandson that is now 2 1/2 years old. This gun was my Dad's. My son is very pissed about this, but told him that he gets all over guns, I think around 25 or so. Hell, I still have my first shotgun I got when I was 5 years old that is a 16ga.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 2:16 pm to tenfoe
He couldn't sell pussy on a troop train.
If tires were made out the same stuff pussy is made of, you would never need more than one set.
Crazier than a run over dog.
He couldn't hit a bull in the arse with a handful of sand.
Dumber than a brick.
Dead as a hammer.
God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason.
If tires were made out the same stuff pussy is made of, you would never need more than one set.
Crazier than a run over dog.
He couldn't hit a bull in the arse with a handful of sand.
Dumber than a brick.
Dead as a hammer.
God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 2:18 pm to fishfighter
A few years after my grandmother died, we were picking on him about getting some from this Filipino lady who kept him company. He just looked up and said "it's hard to push a rope".
Posted on 11/13/12 at 2:56 pm to tenfoe
grandpa was pretty racist so i cant really post anything
Posted on 11/13/12 at 3:26 pm to Walt OReilly
On kicking my (or my cousin's) arse:
just because you don't think I can, doesn't mean I won't.
just because you don't think I can, doesn't mean I won't.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 3:31 pm to tenfoe
Me- Pow pow, do you have a knife?
Pow pow- I got my pants on don't I.
Pow pow- I got my pants on don't I.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 3:31 pm to tenfoe
Every time i asked how much longer a road trip would take he would always say:
"what did the monkey say when he got his tail cut off by the lawnmower? It won't be long now"
i have no idea why he would say this but he would laugh forever after saying it. It's not to inspirational though...
"what did the monkey say when he got his tail cut off by the lawnmower? It won't be long now"
i have no idea why he would say this but he would laugh forever after saying it. It's not to inspirational though...
Posted on 11/13/12 at 3:35 pm to CajunCowboy35
Both my grandfathers passed away when I was 5, but my uncles still pass down their sayings. My two favorite sayings from one of them were:
"There was nothing good about the good ole days, I'll take my A/C and refrigerator any day."
and
"There's nothing golden about the golden years."
"There was nothing good about the good ole days, I'll take my A/C and refrigerator any day."
and
"There's nothing golden about the golden years."
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