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re: Sayings from your PawPaw (s)
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:27 am to MaroonOldCrow
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:27 am to MaroonOldCrow
quote:
"Stay out of the pump house. Only two things in there, snakes and my whiskey, and you don't need to be messin' with either one of 'em."
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Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:29 am to 34venture
quote:glad i wasn't at the recieving end of that one. my baby brother got that one while i laughed in the background during the aftermath of katrina
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:30 am to braindeadboxer
"i can fix everything except a butt crack and a broken heart"
Im sweatin like a pregnant nun at confession
Lost like a midget in tall grass
All women are crazy. The trick is finding one with smaller problems than you have.
"if i wanted to hear an a-hole talk i would have farted"
Im sweatin like a pregnant nun at confession
Lost like a midget in tall grass
All women are crazy. The trick is finding one with smaller problems than you have.
"if i wanted to hear an a-hole talk i would have farted"
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:31 am to Teyeger
Here are a few from some "grandfather like" figures from my past..
" Your momma sends you to school. Buys your books.. and what do you do? You eat the damn books.."
In response to one of my friends stealing my Lynryd Skynrd greatest hits CD :
" I screwed my buddies' girlfriends and wives for less than that.."
" Your momma sends you to school. Buys your books.. and what do you do? You eat the damn books.."
In response to one of my friends stealing my Lynryd Skynrd greatest hits CD :
" I screwed my buddies' girlfriends and wives for less than that.."
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:35 am to Flair Chops
My moms dad like to say if it has tits or tires, it will give you trouble 
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:37 am to Flair Chops
We used to have Sunday dinner at my mowmows every Sunday. If I brought a girl with me, he would always say...."she is alot prettier than the one you brought last Sunday" or "you brought a white girl this time".
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:38 am to thedice20
about my Gun's and Roses tapes,
"Will you turn that noise down?"
"Will you turn that noise down?"
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:39 am to tenfoe
Never got to grow up around mine. 
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:41 am to thedice20
One of my "pow pows" was deceased before I was born. The one I had said a lot of things that would bring the banhammer here but here goes a few of the tamer ones:
When I walked into his house as a kid with a Icee or something - "What'cha drinking? Early Times?"
When I was sick as a kid I would spend most of my sick days at their house. He'd say "I thought you were sick in bed with a nurse."
On a bs comment by someone "_____ is full of piss and vinegar"
He kept the toothpicks by his chair at the table. If you asked for a toothpick he would say "First or secondhand?"
When I walked into his house as a kid with a Icee or something - "What'cha drinking? Early Times?"
When I was sick as a kid I would spend most of my sick days at their house. He'd say "I thought you were sick in bed with a nurse."
On a bs comment by someone "_____ is full of piss and vinegar"
He kept the toothpicks by his chair at the table. If you asked for a toothpick he would say "First or secondhand?"
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:44 am to Judge Smails
Let's just all admit that alot of what we heard from that generation would not fly on this board.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:44 am to tenfoe
I can't say the last thing I heard my grandpa say on here, might get me banned. That man didn't hunt but he is definitely a man I look up to.
That man didn't hunt but he is definitely a man I look up to.Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:51 am to tenfoe
"you got constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth"
"Stop grinning like a possum chitting persimmon seeds"
"you kids go play in the street"
"get outside, are you afraid someone's gonna fart and you won't get to smell it?"
"Stop grinning like a possum chitting persimmon seeds"
"you kids go play in the street"
"get outside, are you afraid someone's gonna fart and you won't get to smell it?"
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:56 am to BRgetthenet
quote:
Let's just all admit that alot of what we heard from that generation would not fly on this board.
Unfortunately that's some of the best advice he gave me....
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:56 am to tenfoe
sharpest thing in the world, a fart, cuts through pants and never leaves a hole ....
heard this at the dinner table one night, grandma was not happy ....
heard this at the dinner table one night, grandma was not happy ....
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:58 am to Pepe Lepew
quote:
Pepe Lepew
quote:
sharpest thing in the world, a fart, cuts through pants and never leaves a hole ....
Your username inspiration perhaps?
Posted on 11/13/12 at 10:58 am to 007mag
quote:
"get outside, are you afraid someone's gonna fart and you won't get to smell it?"
I cant wait to say this
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:01 am to thedice20
Forgot about my great grandfather. He use to tell us the story about the man with the golden arm. Would scare the shite out of us.
This man ended up giving me his boat with a 1970 Johnson Seahorse 9.5 that I am working on getting in running order.
This man ended up giving me his boat with a 1970 Johnson Seahorse 9.5 that I am working on getting in running order.
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:02 am to Pintail
quote:
He use to tell us the story about the man with the golden arm. Would scare the shite out of us.
Not familiar... care to share?
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:04 am to Judge Smails
quote:
Your username inspiration perhaps?
nah, Lepew came from neighborhood nickname, but good catch though ...
Posted on 11/13/12 at 11:05 am to thedice20
on being lazy (waking up at 10a.m.)....
"I get more done before noon than you kids do all day."
"I get more done before noon than you kids do all day."
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