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re: Saturday Cooking and Drinking Thread

Posted on 6/1/13 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 6/1/13 at 9:52 pm to
I was picturing two chicks getting wheeled in still connected like love bugs

Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31585 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 9:55 pm to
Probably didn't know each other. One drove from Monroe cause she didn't want to go to a local ER. The other was from around here.

Told both after that they coulda just pushed it out. They panic when it sucks those things up in there, especially if they're still running.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22802 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 9:56 pm to
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25348 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:00 pm to
Worst GI bleed I saw was a guy using a large glass testube that broke. Had to be opened up and got a colostomy. Dumb arse. Literally
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31585 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

Worst GI bleed I saw was a guy using a large glass testube that broke. Had to be opened up and got a colostomy. Dumb arse. Literally


Never had any that bad. The guy with the apple swore it was the first time he ever tried it. He was about to go to the OR when he shite it out.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:03 pm to
Is a colostomy when you have the bag that you shite in?
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31585 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:04 pm to
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Is a colostomy when you have the bag that you shite in?

Yes.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25348 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:05 pm to
Removed a ping pong ball from a vagina once. She put 6 in and 5 came out. She didn't even try to reach in and get it.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:05 pm to
That sounds miserable.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22802 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:11 pm to
Holy shite. Literally
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25348 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:11 pm to
Y'all want a good laugh next time you go to the mall with the wife/ gf?


When she goes into the designer shampoo store, make an audible and obvious observation that all of the bottles are quite phallic shipped. Go one to ask the girl at the counter if she sees the dual marketing concept and if her store condones it.


The variety of responses in the store are priceless. They know its true and those that never noticed have a look of shock and anticipation . Lol.
This post was edited on 6/1/13 at 10:13 pm
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18587 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:17 pm to
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22802 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:29 pm to
The Xbox for playing ESPN3 kicks arse. Much better than the laptop yesterday.
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13661 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:30 pm to
Not an enjoyable meal.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21216 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:39 pm to
Is it simple to set up the Xbox 360 for internet viewing.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

The Xbox for playing ESPN3 kicks arse. Much better than the laptop yesterday.


i can't wait till the SEC network is streaming on XBOX

i may not play video games anymore, but by god.. i'll always have one for media purposes
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22802 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:42 pm to
Luckily my 13 year old son knew how to do it. Dont think its hard though. Just need a live gold membership.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22802 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:43 pm to
It's worth it. Picture is perfect. No skipping like the laptop did.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

It's worth it. Picture is perfect. No skipping like the laptop did.


i've got better picture on this than i do my HD cable

which makes me wonder..
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18587 posts
Posted on 6/1/13 at 10:51 pm to
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