re: OFFICIAL** DWTanimals Weekend Plans Thread™

Dallas my sons b-day.

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Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt Can I bring some trailer trash whores and a keg so it'll be like the old days?

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Whores and kegs are always welcome at the pool house.

Tomorrow, I will get up at 8 or so, drink coffee, fap twice, then make some fried eggs and toast. I will be firing up the chainsaw, cutting up a huge oak limb that fell during all the rain, and gather up all the small limbs and add to the fire barrel. Pick up pine cones and add to said barrel. Light off a fire to get ash for the garden. Then go set a test trap in the creek behind the house to see if I can get some crawfish. By then, it will be warm enough to go see if I can catch a few bluegills from the pond across the road. Then I will eat lunch. After lunch, I will go set a fish trap in the big creek on the land I hunt to see if I can get some bullhead catfish, as long the creek is not running too hard. I may have to wait, due to too much current. Then after that, I plan on raking the front yard and spreading all the leaves on my garden spot. May rake the side yards too. After that it will be time for some chips and salsa and the FBD. I will probably go fishing across the road again for a little bit. After that, I will sit on my front porch, drink beer, and watch the world go by for a little bit. After that I will start work on supper, drink, and listen to some music. If it wasn't going to be so cold, I would run some jug lines, but since it will be cold, I may shoot a rabbit or coon in the backyard if the chance arises. Might make a fire in the fire bowl and drink some shine just cause I can.

Sunday, I will get up about 7. Drink some coffee. Fap once (it is Sunday, you know). Shower and dress, go check the traps. Come back home and deal with whatever I caught, if anything. Eat some eggs and toast for breakfast, and get ready for my son to come at 10.Cook lunch for my boy and eat with him. Play with him and probably fish and plunder in the woods until 7 until the bitch comes to get him. Drink beer, cook something, listen to some music, and dread Monday.

tl/dr I am going to fap

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fap twice

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Don't half arse anything.

The crow hunting thread didn't last long.

Nope.

Sick child, stomach flu. So I am dreaming of spring and booking summer trips. Already booked two today, and making the wife a little nervous. My CC and debit card may disappear tonight.

ra'r has had plenty of practice...


now lsu baseball
tomorrow, lunch with the nascars
sunday, lsu baseball and maybe a little shopping...

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Sure didn't You can count on the resident liberal to ruin something

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I'm pretty sure that post was doomed from the get go.

I do find it fantastically ironic that in the same week as we learn the OB is under higher scrutiny that a number of you not only tolerated but encouraged that shite... Pretty weak...

Lets not have this brawl in my nice little thread.

We knew it wouldn't last long.