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re: OB funeral procession or really advanced prepper?

Posted on 6/3/13 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by JJChamp
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2012
537 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 2:27 pm to
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Not too bad with free shipping to store


Next Kmart commercial

"I just shipped my casket..."
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
39859 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 2:29 pm to
A lot of people are expecting a big market correction soon.

The price of coffins is going to double...

But seriously, I don't know if that's what Roger is referencing, but its what came to my mind.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 2:31 pm to
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Next Kmart commercial

"I just shipped my casket..."


Speaking of, have you seen the new one? LINK
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 2:32 pm to
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The price of coffins is going to double...

God I hope not. Burying my mom was a small fortune. I've already told my wife save the money on a funeral. I want to be cremated and loaded into shotgun shells.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22724 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 2:38 pm to
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I want to be cremated and loaded into shotgun shells.

I hope they use 410s.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
283257 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 2:44 pm to
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But seriously, I don't know if that's what Roger is referencing, but its what came to my mind.



shite's about to hit the fan, market wise. Some states will suffer first then it's going to spread. Friend of mine who is a consultant to state government (Has offices here, Anchorage, Reno, DC and Sacramento) says it's going to be bad. Businesses who have money aren't spending.

Couple of bubbles are about to burst and things may change dramatically for some folks. I always kind of blew it off, but his beliefs were verified by a few others over the weekend. It's a few years off, but it's time to get financially sound.
This post was edited on 6/3/13 at 2:47 pm
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:08 pm to
Well shite. Looks like all those books I've been reading might actually come true. Does your friend have any advice?
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
29091 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:12 pm to
I'm branching out. I'm a doc, wife has a pharmacy, I got a nursing home. So I asked what's left. Running the operation outta my garage now, but planning on branching out soon. Hope it don't turn out like some of those bad taxidermy pics.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
283257 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:15 pm to
Simplify. Don't spend like the party isn't going to end.

Seems like Alaska is going to get hit really hard, being virtually dependent on the energy sector. Pipeline built for 20 years is in it's 35th year and when it goes down, it's gone. Good thing, all the people who come here for the money will be gone and land prices will drop.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:16 pm to
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I hope they use 410s.

Nobody ever complained about my 3.5" magnum!....oh wait
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:26 pm to
I heard your ticket to the gun show got you a 5% discount... (no delivery)

Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:48 pm to
It's a modern day Cap'n Call and Gus going back to the orchard.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
29091 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:49 pm to
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Simplify. Don't spend like the party isn't going to end. Seems like Alaska is going to get hit really hard, being virtually dependent on the energy sector. Pipeline built for 20 years is in it's 35th year and when it goes down, it's gone. Good thing, all the people who come here for the money will be gone and land prices will drop.
Which bubbles? Would that send oil prices through the roof? What time frame they talking?
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
1877 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 4:12 pm to
I know a guy with family in Lake Charles....grandma died in Harlingen, Texas- got a quote for the hearse, said "screw that" and put her in their fourwheeler trailer behind their Suburban.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 4:23 pm to
Are we talking hyperinflation, $25/gal gasoline, failure of public sector type catastrophe?
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
29091 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 4:39 pm to
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Are we talking hyperinflation, $25/gal gasoline, failure of public sector type catastrophe?


Everyone says watch the ultrarich, but we never know what they're doing. I'm going to buy more precious metals if they dip again. Good to have as insurance. I don't think of them as investments necessarily. I also have several residences that are paid for and could be rental properties. The main thing is to make sure you and yours have food, water, shelter and security. I've got that locked down. I just hate to lose all the wealth I've saved. Thinking of just buying land and hard assets and f$%k everything else.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 4:42 pm to
That would be a good idea if the economy goes south. Convert all your "wealth" into tangibles, either land or equipment.
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 4:45 pm to
My preferences:

1) Load my cremated remains in a BL&P naval gun round and fire my arse over the horizon at sea, just so the gunner's mates can cuss about having to clean the barrel for one damned funeral shot. I don't know if they'll still do this for deceased Gunner's Mates.

2) Drop my arse in a hole in the back yard of my place in New Mexico (great view).
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
29091 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 4:46 pm to
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That would be a good idea if the economy goes south. Convert all your "wealth" into tangibles, either land or equipment.

I'm in the process of doing that with everything except my retirement accounts. I figure I'll be good either way. I may not make as much as if I gambled it all in stocks, but I won't lose it all either. I've about decided the stock market is fixed anyway. The only reason I'm in it is to take advantage of tax deferred savings otherwise I would put all my money into new businesses or expansion.
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18582 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 5:08 pm to
That'll be a good place to hide guns when they come for them cause it ain't to many folks wanna look in a casket
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