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Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:08 pm to KingRanch
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:08 pm to JAB528
None of them have shite on the original panty dropper...
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:10 pm to Slickback
Hello, darlin'
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:10 pm to Slickback
Mr. Harold Jenkins
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:11 pm to KingRanch
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:12 pm to KingRanch
I bet the possum used to slay some poon in his day
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:13 pm to CBLSU316
George you're drunk!
Nosir!
After he got a DWI on a fricking lawn mower.
Nosir!
After he got a DWI on a fricking lawn mower.
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:15 pm to JAB528
No show Jones 
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:15 pm to JAB528
Like a boss
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:15 pm to JAB528
quote:
Jones's identity was closely tied to his alcoholism. One of the best known stories of Jones' drinking days happened when he was married to his second wife, Shirley Corley. Jones recalled Shirley making it physically impossible for him to travel to Beaumont, located 8 miles away, and buy liquor. Because Jones would not walk that far, she would hide the keys to each of their cars they owned before leaving. She did not, however, hide the keys to the lawn mower. Jones recollects being upset at not being able to find any keys before looking out the window and at a light that shone over their property. He then described his thoughts, saying: "There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition. I imagine the top speed for that old mower was five miles per hour. It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did."[7]
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:19 pm to JAB528
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Jones's identity was closely tied to his alcoholism. One of the best known stories of Jones' drinking days happened when he was married to his second wife, Shirley Corley. Jones recalled Shirley making it physically impossible for him to travel to Beaumont, located 8 miles away, and buy liquor. Because Jones would not walk that far, she would hide the keys to each of their cars they owned before leaving. She did not, however, hide the keys to the lawn mower. Jones recollects being upset at not being able to find any keys before looking out the window and at a light that shone over their property. He then described his thoughts, saying: "There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition. I imagine the top speed for that old mower was five miles per hour. It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did."[7]
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:20 pm to Slickback
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It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did.
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:22 pm to JAB528
My favorite country music story other than the Billy Joe Shaver/Waylon Jennings one.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:23 pm to Slickback
Enlighten us...
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:25 pm to JAB528
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Jones
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:27 pm to KingRanch
Billy Joe was unknown at the time. Waylon heard him sing some songs and asked him to write some for him. BJS did but Waylon kept blowing him off. Wouldn't meet him, return his calls, etc.
BJS showed up at a studio he was recording at and tried to get Waylon to listen to the songs. Waylon offered him $100 to go away. BJS grabbed him by the neck threw him against a wall and told him, "you're gonna listen to these fricking songs and record and album with them." BOOM Honky Tonk Heroes - his best album.
BJS showed up at a studio he was recording at and tried to get Waylon to listen to the songs. Waylon offered him $100 to go away. BJS grabbed him by the neck threw him against a wall and told him, "you're gonna listen to these fricking songs and record and album with them." BOOM Honky Tonk Heroes - his best album.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:28 pm to Slickback
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My favorite country music story other than the Billy Joe Shaver/Waylon Jennings one.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:28 pm to Slickback
Nice!
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:29 pm to KingRanch
Tell you aunt Louise
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