re: If one was to get poison oak or ivy or etc on the penis...

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DONT EAT IT !!!!!!

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Or burn it.

When I was little, I was mad at my Momma about something silly. She had shown me what poison ivy looked like and told me to stay away from it. I thought I was being a rebel and would get her back and decided to roll around in some. I didn't realize she told me to stay away from it for my own benefit....I've been hellaciously allergic to it ever since. I come within a three-mile radius of it and it'll be on me somewhere.

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On one of those 1000 ways to die shows, some kids smoked it and died.

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but its all natural bro!