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I was buying a can of snuff while ago and saw Scotty Pippen.

Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:18 pm
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:18 pm
He rolled thru the drive thru at the tabacco/liqour stoe in Bastrop in a King Ranch F250 dually. Best I could tell he got a couple packs of Newports, 12 pack Bud Light and some sunflower seeds. He had another dude in the truck with him. I assume the cigs were for him cause I doubt Scotty smokes.

I just wanted to tell somebody.

Geaux hunting, fishing and stuff.
Posted by Bama and Beer
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:19 pm to
Awesome thread is hilarious

Posted by Vol Fan in the Bayou
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:22 pm to
Pretty sure he is originally from right across the state line from Bastrop.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:23 pm to
Not to sound queer or nothing but he's not near as ugly in person as he is on tv.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure he is originally from right across the state line from Bastrop.


He's from Hamburg AR. Bout 30 miles from the Strop. He built a golf course up there a few years ago, but ran out of money before it opened.
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:28 pm to
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He's from Hamburg AR. Bout 30 miles from the Strop. He built a golf course up there a few years ago, but ran out of money before it opened.


How the frick does he run out of money?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:30 pm to
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How the frick does he run out of money?


frick I don't know. Whores, Budlight and Newports I guess.
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:31 pm to
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How the frick does he run out of money?


by building a golf course.
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:32 pm to
fricking awesome
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Not to sound queer or nothing but he's not near as ugly in person as he is on tv.

I dont know why but that's funny.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:40 pm to
I found a little insight on how Scotty went broke. LINK

All I know is when you drive by that golf course he built, the first thing you see is a box stand in one of the fairways..
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 1:46 pm to
un-fricking-believable
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

Not to sound queer or nothing but he's not near as ugly in person as he is on tv.


Were his face and nose as long as they seem to be on tv?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 2/9/12 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Were his face and nose as long as they seem to be on tv?


Not as exaggerated as they look on TV, but yea he's got a pretty fricked up mug. It's like you can put a staight edge up against his face and his forhead, nose and chin would all touch at the same point. It be weird.
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 2:27 pm to
i saw tony kukoc at kfc one time in dallas
Posted by tkr1407
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 2:31 pm to
Why is no one commenting on the fact that Scotty Pippen was at a drive thru tabacco/liquour store? That's fricking awesome!! He's just as redneck as the rest of us!
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 2/9/12 at 2:34 pm to
I saw MC Hammer in a KFC or Popeyes years ago and he smelt like he had just burned a fatty. Or one of his crew did.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 2:50 pm to
balls, did he ever get hole number 1 complete?
he maybe needed an assist from rodman..




Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 2:51 pm to
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balls, did he ever get hole number 1 complete? he maybe needed an assist from rodman..

There's an epic sex joke or two in there. Or was that your intention? ISWYDT?
Posted by BarDTiger81
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Posted on 2/9/12 at 2:54 pm to
Geauxt with the jokes.
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