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re: Dumbest $h_t anyone has said on your boat?

Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
27996 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

You're a wuss.


Only a 19ft boat. Might have been blowing a little harder but the water just wasn't fun.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40457 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:06 pm to
I get pretty anxious in rough water
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21250 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:07 pm to
Seen it happen...shite, HAD it happen...
Posted by Who Me
Ascension
Member since Aug 2011
7090 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:11 pm to
We had a guy convinced that we have FlamIngos in the marshes of South Louisiana and had him telling people about it.

Same guy. (He frightens easily) On a trip to the gulf had a porpoise come up near the boat. He starts yelling out "shark . . there's a shark by the boat". Despite me telling him that it was a porpoise. He eventually figured it out.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
18124 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

You must be a fricking comedian




Posted by 10ozMatt
Fishing in the buff
Member since Aug 2009
526 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:13 pm to
I love to surprise everyone on my boat by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory. I do this at least twice a year.
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
59422 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:14 pm to
wut
Posted by Who Me
Ascension
Member since Aug 2011
7090 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:15 pm to
You nasty Mfer
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by 10ozMatt
Fishing in the buff
Member since Aug 2009
526 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:18 pm to
It is liberating. Nothing like feeling the first kiss of Louisiana sunshine on your scrotum to the horror of everyone else on the boat. I have embarrassingly caught a boner before, doing this, though.
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

10ozMatt


That is honestly homosexual.
Dont do it again. ever.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

We had a guy convinced that we have FlamIngos in the marshes of South Louisiana and had him telling people about it.


It's really not that unbelievable with the thousands of roseate spoonbills flying around.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

That is honestly homosexual.
Dont do it again. ever


I'll be sure to never invite any Matts offshore with us.
Posted by AHouseDivided
Member since Oct 2011
6532 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:42 pm to
off of Ft. Lauderdale / Miami. Navy boats with lights on everywhere.

"Hey look! It's a whale coming up!"

ummmm - no dumbass. That's a submarine.
Posted by 10ozMatt
Fishing in the buff
Member since Aug 2009
526 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:43 pm to
Go convince some other idiot that you ran a 4.41 40 yard dash and don't worry about what I do with my junk.
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

A banned poster yelled "huge flounder " and tried to net a sting ray before I smacked the net our his hand


I can't stop grinning at this.
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:48 pm to
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Go convince some other idiot that you ran a 4.41 40 yard dash and don't worry about what I do with my junk.


WTF?
Posted by MotorBoater
Hammond
Member since Sep 2010
1708 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:53 pm to
I took a friend and his wife out for a ride down the tickfaw river, a gar was dead floating in the water and I pointed it out, she in a worried voice says, "So there are fish in this river?"
Posted by Langston
Member since Nov 2010
7685 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

love to surprise everyone on my boat by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory. I do this at least twice a year


You would be swimming with you junk showing if you did that in my boat. :nohomoallowed:
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

WTF?


Epic troll?
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