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re: Dumbest $h_t anyone has said on your boat?
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:04 pm to pooponsaban
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:04 pm to pooponsaban
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You're a wuss.
Only a 19ft boat. Might have been blowing a little harder but the water just wasn't fun.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:06 pm to bbvdd
I get pretty anxious in rough water
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:07 pm to redneck
Seen it happen...shite, HAD it happen... 
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:11 pm to Howard Juneau
We had a guy convinced that we have FlamIngos in the marshes of South Louisiana and had him telling people about it.
Same guy. (He frightens easily) On a trip to the gulf had a porpoise come up near the boat. He starts yelling out "shark . . there's a shark by the boat". Despite me telling him that it was a porpoise. He eventually figured it out.
Same guy. (He frightens easily) On a trip to the gulf had a porpoise come up near the boat. He starts yelling out "shark . . there's a shark by the boat". Despite me telling him that it was a porpoise. He eventually figured it out.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:13 pm to thedice20
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You must be a fricking comedian
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:13 pm to Who Me
I love to surprise everyone on my boat by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory. I do this at least twice a year. 
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:18 pm to Uncle JackD
It is liberating. Nothing like feeling the first kiss of Louisiana sunshine on your scrotum to the horror of everyone else on the boat. I have embarrassingly caught a boner before, doing this, though. 
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:28 pm to 10ozMatt
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10ozMatt
That is honestly homosexual.
Dont do it again. ever.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:35 pm to Who Me
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We had a guy convinced that we have FlamIngos in the marshes of South Louisiana and had him telling people about it.
It's really not that unbelievable with the thousands of roseate spoonbills flying around.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:36 pm to thedice20
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That is honestly homosexual.
Dont do it again. ever
I'll be sure to never invite any Matts offshore with us.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:42 pm to Jester
off of Ft. Lauderdale / Miami. Navy boats with lights on everywhere.
"Hey look! It's a whale coming up!"
ummmm - no dumbass. That's a submarine.
"Hey look! It's a whale coming up!"
ummmm - no dumbass. That's a submarine.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:43 pm to thedice20
Go convince some other idiot that you ran a 4.41 40 yard dash and don't worry about what I do with my junk.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:46 pm to redneck
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A banned poster yelled "huge flounder " and tried to net a sting ray before I smacked the net our his hand
I can't stop grinning at this.
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:48 pm to 10ozMatt
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Go convince some other idiot that you ran a 4.41 40 yard dash and don't worry about what I do with my junk.
WTF?
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:53 pm to thedice20
I took a friend and his wife out for a ride down the tickfaw river, a gar was dead floating in the water and I pointed it out, she in a worried voice says, "So there are fish in this river?"
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:56 pm to 10ozMatt
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love to surprise everyone on my boat by taking my pants off and fishing with my junk showing in all it's glory. I do this at least twice a year
You would be swimming with you junk showing if you did that in my boat. :nohomoallowed:
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