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re: Cooking and drinking thread. Derby day edition.

Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:00 pm to
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:00 pm to
It is one thing if they are LSU bewbs, but Ar-Kansas ones are out of the question

Maybe she should wear an LSU shirt next time

Tigerdroppings = LSU
Boobs = LSU
Smacks wife's Boobs =/= LSU
Need to make some adjustments
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BourgsTheWord
My old roommate was just as good and could play piano and fiddle too. Jesus I loved getting his sloppy seconds
Posted by aVatiger
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:01 pm to
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Just passed 500 post!


obligatory
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:01 pm to
I'm down here just about every weekend, and one of my best buds has a camp on Four Point.
Posted by SpeckHunter
Denham Springs
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:03 pm to
My 6 yr old daughter just lost a tooth and you would think the world is coming to an end the way she crying.
Posted by Ole Mule
Too far south
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:04 pm to
Work ain't to bad tonight, eating elk steak in a gravey over rice, black eyed peas, lima beans and rolls.
Only problem is gotta drink sweet tea, no beer.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:04 pm to
No, not George Jones particularly. In general bitching about people having guitars and not playing them. It would be like me having a party and walking around with a roman candle and lighter with no intention of ever lighting it


For the record....I don't have enough self control to walk around with a roman candle for 3 minutes and not light it. It's going off
This post was edited on 5/4/13 at 9:06 pm
Posted by SpeckHunter
Denham Springs
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:06 pm to
Daddy is getting all the loving and the tooth fairy is coming tonight!
Posted by PapaPogey
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:07 pm to
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It would be like me having a party and walking around with a roman candle and lighter with no intention of ever lighting it

Don't frick with me, I'm a sniper with those things.
Posted by aVatiger
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:08 pm to
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No, not George Jones particularly. In general bitching about people having guitars and not playing them. It would be like me having a party and walking around with a roman candle and lighter with no intention of ever lighting it


my sincerest apologies , totally misinterpreted that

fwiw kenny chesney does the same thing

and kenny chesney has been known to take a pecker in the popper a time or two



true story
Posted by SpeckHunter
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:10 pm to
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and kenny chesney has been known to take a pecker in the popper a time or two

What?
Posted by SmackoverHawg
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:11 pm to
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and kenny chesney has been known to take a pecker in the popper a time or two



What?

Yeah. He's another that don't like boobies. Unless they're hairy and muscular.
Posted by SpeckHunter
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:12 pm to
Had no clue!
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:13 pm to
Understandable. I quit listening to TV/radio country many moons ago. Only listen to old shite like Merle and Waylon, and Texas/Red Dirt country now.

I can't even stand listening to new country. Would rather listen to Shakira




What's the update on EJW?
Posted by ZacAttack
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:15 pm to
I agree there's a lot of singers who just sit there sit there with a guitar in their hands and never play it. Oh and Jerry Reed could play circles around Brad Paisley
Posted by SmackoverHawg
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:16 pm to
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can't even stand listening to new country

This. I hate new shite. Don't even listen to the radio anymore. Bunch fake arse wanna be country.
Posted by aVatiger
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:16 pm to
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Yeah. He's another that don't like boobies. Unless they're hairy and muscular.


it's true..

kenny chesney is a closet homosexual.. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

now, these are just things i heard from people that went to school with him at ETSU..

and now, the picture.. the will show everybody, without a shadow of a doubt that that kenny likes the dudes..




Posted by SmackoverHawg
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:18 pm to
I heard that when the Sandusky scandal broke he called Penn State and informed them that he still had 4 yrs of eligibilty left and would reshirt and pay his own way.
Posted by brass2mouth
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:22 pm to
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new country


I call it Gonzales country bc its just a bunch of idiots talking about shite they never did.
Posted by aVatiger
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:25 pm to
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I call it Gonzales country bc its just a bunch of idiots talking about shite they never did.


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 5/4/13 at 9:27 pm to
I'm honestly not sure who they market that too. I mean, Garth Brooks had everyone from 10yr olds to 60yr olds jamming out. Everyone I have spoken to or seen doesn't like the new stuff except for girls.
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