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re: Chimps and coons dont mix
Posted on 10/19/12 at 7:32 am to HeadBusta4LSU
Posted on 10/19/12 at 7:32 am to HeadBusta4LSU
I wish it had been a badger or a wolverine that had got in there instead of that coon...
Posted on 10/19/12 at 7:54 am to BFIV
hey forgot to use their special weapons
Posted on 10/19/12 at 8:42 am to Boats n Hose
quote:Chimps are bad. Real bad. You should see them on a monkey hunt.
Apes are frickin ruthless.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 8:55 am to bapple
quote:Hang on a second there hoss.
Although they are very similar to us genetically,
Posted on 10/19/12 at 8:56 am to FelicianaTigerfan
quote:1% or less i think.
Hang on a second there hoss.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 9:15 am to AlxTgr
Less than 1%. It's really close. Chimps are the closest, followed by bonobos and gorillas. All are extremely closely related genetically
Posted on 10/19/12 at 9:17 am to Boats n Hose
Chimps and bonobos can produce fertile young, right?
Posted on 10/19/12 at 9:17 am to AlxTgr
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Chimps are bad. Real bad. You should see them on a monkey hunt.
Watched a video of that too. It's like watching a gang fight from when I was in high school
Posted on 10/19/12 at 9:27 am to Boats n Hose
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Less than 1%
I'd like to think there are those among us who are closer than others to that 1%.
I can take you to some places in Baton Rouge that would have you doubting any genetic difference at all.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:12 am to AlxTgr
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Chimps and bonobos can produce fertile young, right?
I believe so. They're both considered chimpanzees, bonobos are just smaller. And less violent. But they have sex a lot. A whole lot. Gay sex too.
We watched a video on that too
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:14 am to Boats n Hose
So, they are Cali-chimps.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:21 am to Boats n Hose
Lotta monkey hate up in here.....
Kill em all!
Kill em all!

Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:25 am to HeadBusta4LSU
i bet he wont wander back in that habitat again.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:45 am to HeadBusta4LSU
Wait, I've seen lots of coons acting like chimps before, but never a bunch of chimps ganging up on a coon.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:49 am to Redfish2010
I'm thinking it did not survive.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:58 am to AlxTgr
Oh, by the way, if any of you are offended by racism I would recommend that you not use the terms "coon" and "chimp" in any manner whatsoever in the same Google search.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 1:43 pm to HeadBusta4LSU
Not exactly chimps, but I do have a primate story that involves hunting, this reminded me of it.
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Lease I used to hunt on as a guest in the Dilley Tx area was made available to the then leasee (late 90's) as a result of this monkey shooting. The former leasee's guests shot the monkeys and hung their carcasses on an exterior fence of the property; this act cost them hunting rights to approx 2,000 acres of low fenced prime deer hunting in Texas' famed 'Golden Triangle'. Many P&Y deer taken on that lease, several B&C ones, and one they got on a game camera was without a doubt over 200", unfortunately no one ever got it.
Idiots!!!!
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Lease I used to hunt on as a guest in the Dilley Tx area was made available to the then leasee (late 90's) as a result of this monkey shooting. The former leasee's guests shot the monkeys and hung their carcasses on an exterior fence of the property; this act cost them hunting rights to approx 2,000 acres of low fenced prime deer hunting in Texas' famed 'Golden Triangle'. Many P&Y deer taken on that lease, several B&C ones, and one they got on a game camera was without a doubt over 200", unfortunately no one ever got it.
Idiots!!!!
Posted on 10/19/12 at 1:50 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Had I been present, I could have easily shot all humans in the face with a judge and gladly let the coon piss on them.
That sound track pissed me off, especially the idiot laughing. It's nature, shite happens, but it's not for our amusement. I hate people.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 1:51 pm to BlownderLSU
About 20 years ago, a guy shot a spider monkey not too far from where I hunt in Arkansas. He said there was a whole troop of them. No explanation for them has ever been provided and as far as I know, no one has ever seen them again. But there was a dead monkey on the front page of the paper.
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