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re: Charter Captains and Mates - What's your Favorite Dumb Question?

Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:10 am to
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:10 am to
All while watching me put on a class
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 3:20 pm to
No booze?
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:11 pm to
no booze
beer and weed only

and no fricking chips, I ain’t cleaning that shite up when they get everywhere
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20874 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:51 pm to
I had to make a no chocolate rule on my boat. Melted M&Ms are a nightmare
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:02 am to
Our trips include lunch; sandwich chips candy bar.
Two brothers and one 4 yo son, kid was a terror and they used me as the babysitter. Fing chips and chocolate from one end of the 24’ boat, half eaten sandwich on floor. Praised God when I heard “let’s call it”.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71077 posts
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:28 am to
quote:

three rules on my boat

no chips
no bananas
no booze



Brings up a pretty good topic and one that I have had before. I started guiding full time in 1997. I was lucky and my service was pretty much a instant success. I was getting out more or less everyday right off the bat.

Doing so many trips, it was fun watching the "snacks/lunch" trend change over the years. Its amazing how things changed and how consistent it was from group to group.


When I first started, there was not a single person that got on my boat that didnt have packs of peanut butter crackers / Cheese Crackers. That was the main thing people brought. After a while, that trend changed over to Nuts/trail mix. "(My favorite snacks). After that, the Uncrustables were the craze. Guys would bring huge boxes of those things and just eat them all day. Im talking the 20 pack. LOL. It was crazy how popular those things were. I would say later in my time in Georgia, the trend changed to jerky. That was the big things in the late 2010's.

So many energy drinks. It was hard to believe how many people were downing energy drinks all day long on the boat. Those little 5 hour shots were popular for a short time but the drinks were popular for a long time.

And I was also surprised how many people still smoke. And I still am.




Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7336 posts
Posted on 12/28/25 at 11:40 am to
I've got one on the flip side. 4 of us went out on an offshore charter out of Mexico beach. We are all experienced fisherman, so likely the easiest crew they would normally take out.

Trip was booked for 8 hours on his 35ish foot center console. We get to the dock and he's in a 24 foot boat, said his was broke down. Ok whatever, we load up our coolers and hop in.

Got us on some fish early, only one crew member that was violently hungover but was trying to work hard. They found out we had beer, so captain and mate started drinking with us. Dodging storms running from spot to spot, captains full blown redneck came out, cussing up a storm, if it hit the deck it went into the box. They threw out anything that wasn't legal on the ride back in, trip lasted 4 hours instead of 8.

It was quite the experience, we had a good time but it all was very odd. Felt like we went out with some random redneck instead of a charter captain.
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 12:21 pm to
You Did
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 12/29/25 at 11:26 am to
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Then what do you throw in the water to make a slick so that the guy who pulled up and cut off your drift stays on the spot thinking the fish are hitting?


Bread to get the birds diving
Posted by SmoothBox
Member since May 2023
2785 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:13 pm to
Not a fishing captain, but a waterfowl guide.

“You think we’re gonna kill em here?”

Nah I just wanna sit my old arse in this field all day for nothin.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 6:48 am to
I agree on no liquor. Beer is acceptable.

Marathon. No sprints.
Posted by jdavid1
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 12/30/25 at 8:28 am to
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After that, the Uncrustables were the craze


The GOAT fishing snack.
Posted by Big Dogris
Member since Nov 2023
14 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 6:20 pm to
A guide I fished with a couple times told me that a guy on his charter once asked him if he could have another cork. My friend asked him why. He replied “ My cork is broken. It keeps going under”.
Posted by TFLEX
TX
Member since Jun 2023
372 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 7:43 pm to
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Our trips include lunch; sandwich chips candy bar.
Two brothers and one 4 yo son, kid was a terror and they used me as the babysitter. Fing chips and chocolate from one end of the 24’ boat, half eaten sandwich on floor. Praised God when I heard “let’s call it”.


Dang bro! That's rough. I've seen some guides charge higher rate for kids on board.

If I wasn't poor I'd hire you for a trip one day to gain some knowledge. Big Lake is tough.

We did get on the trout ok in LC the last week while down there for New Years. Winter fishing is easy when there's not much rain. That hasn't changed as much in the last 15 years.
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