re: Best Names for Deer Stands

Tin Lizzie
Taj
Buzzards nest
The Dirty
Cook Stand ( closest to the camp where whoever is cooking can go sit at last light)

Panty Dropper - you can figure it out.
Dirt nap - greenfield never comes up
Gut Dump - we dump in the creek behind the stand
Ice Hole - made out of an old fiberglass ice hole

The coyote: it is near a few dens
The condo: it seats six and has recliners
The purple thong stand: my wife tied her panties to it. No idea whose stand it is
The range: literally setup on top of the berm of the shooting range
Fat man approved: made of welded 2 inch pipe
Goat stand: you always see a dumbass goat
White knuckle: it is barely secured to the tree


Mine is,

ghost town: game wardens started pulling down permanent stands so I stopped driving anywhere near mine.

It is basically a platform up a big cypress with a big arse rope hanging from it. Use the rope to get up 8 ft or so and then you just kind of go up between the fork another few feet and there's a ladder. Climb that and there is a wooden platform ringed in burlap wrapped timbers and a sealed lock box with a camo blanket and an old synthetic pillow.

Haven't shot anything off of it in years. I use it to watch game and get astoundingly good naps

My granddaddy's stand on our lease years back was called the smokehouse. That mug killed more deer chain smoking in that stand than all of us combine

Mine are boring. 4 named after the person who built them, then
Treehouse
Houston
Dallas
Greenhouse
Coffeepot
Conastoga
Newfoundland

Toto's house.

Widow Maker - 40' if you dare to climb it

Hmmmm... (actual stand name)
Fishin
Thumb
Bowlin Pin
Way Off
Way Way Off
The Hideaway

Wrong Way, shite Tree, Rattlesnake

Death Valley