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re: Alligator hitting a feral hog... probably nsfw
Posted on 8/2/15 at 5:06 pm to Bossier2323
Posted on 8/2/15 at 5:06 pm to Bossier2323
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If I would have been on that tour boat, I would have lost my cool and beat the guy throwing the marshmallows very badly. I would immediately break his nose. Then proceed to probably frick the tour guide up for being a dumbass. Hopefully I could wait until we got back to land so my little girl didn't have to witness me beating the shite out of two people.
This guy
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Posted on 8/2/15 at 5:17 pm to Bossier2323
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If I would have been on that tour boat, I would have lost my cool and beat the guy throwing the marshmallows very badly. I would immediately break his nose. Then proceed to probably frick the tour guide up for being a dumbass. Hopefully I could wait until we got back to land so my little girl didn't have to witness me beating the shite out of two people.
Sounds like somebody got their period.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 5:43 pm to SEClint
I'm just glad I wasn't on that same tour because I know how I am. If I saw some wanna be tough guy get his arse whipped after attacking the tour guide over a stupid hog I would have passed out from laughing so hard. I then would have tipped the guide all my money.....so glad we both weren't there.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 6:03 pm to BiggerBear
One less hog is a good thing, 1000 less better 10000000.00 now we are talking
Posted on 8/2/15 at 6:36 pm to PT24-7
I would have sucker punched the captain, if there was any doubt he could take me. Promise you he couldn't sustain a blow to the side of the head, followed by a barrage of punches to his nose and face. I have never lost a fight after throwing the first hay maker sucker punch.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 6:37 pm to Bossier2323
It would be a free sucker punch as well. The cops would be on my side after I told them what trauma he caused my little girl to have. So... Yes, I am going to take the opportunity to knock his stupid arse out
This post was edited on 8/2/15 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 8/2/15 at 6:43 pm to Bossier2323
You are too stupid to insult
Posted on 8/2/15 at 8:02 pm to Bossier2323
this really isnt the place for you I don't think
Posted on 8/2/15 at 8:09 pm to Bossier2323
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It would be a free sucker punch as well. The cops would be on my side after I told them what trauma he caused my little girl to have
It's a shame they let you reproduce.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 8:56 pm to Bossier2323
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I would have sucker punched the captain, if there was any doubt he could take me. Promise you he couldn't sustain a blow to the side of the head, followed by a barrage of punches to his nose and face. I have never lost a fight after throwing the first hay maker sucker punch
Posted on 8/2/15 at 10:45 pm to RayMillerTime
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Feral hogs are the worst, but at least kill them humanely. That guy throwing the marshmellow is a piece of shite.
Dude that's nature. Kind of helped the natural selection process along with the marshmallows, but nonetheless.
And ya like everyone else has been saying, it's a POS hog, only thing better would have been a nutria.
Posted on 8/3/15 at 7:42 am to MadtownTiger
In all seriousness, it would have bothered me less if they tossed a five lb tannerite at the hogs and shot it.
Also...
One, sucker punch? Twat.
Two, many an idiot has thrown a punch at me, and no one has ever hit harder than an early design airbag, and it didn't do the job either. I would imagine your average swamp tour guy has a slightly harder jaw than I. I pulled over 9gs in a car accident; pulled the seat belt bolts and seat bolts through the body and my head beat the roof of the vehicle back out after every time it flipped. I popped out of the passenger window like bugs bunny.
My points are, don't be a twat and suckerpunch. Never be so confident in your first punch that you haven't established an escape route.
Also...
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Promise you he couldn't sustain a blow to the side of the head, followed by a barrage of punches to his nose and face. I have never lost a fight after throwing the first hay maker sucker punch.
One, sucker punch? Twat.
Two, many an idiot has thrown a punch at me, and no one has ever hit harder than an early design airbag, and it didn't do the job either. I would imagine your average swamp tour guy has a slightly harder jaw than I. I pulled over 9gs in a car accident; pulled the seat belt bolts and seat bolts through the body and my head beat the roof of the vehicle back out after every time it flipped. I popped out of the passenger window like bugs bunny.
My points are, don't be a twat and suckerpunch. Never be so confident in your first punch that you haven't established an escape route.
This post was edited on 8/3/15 at 10:25 am
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:48 am to X123F45
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Bossier2323
One of the most unstable posters on here. Dude is a nutcase
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:52 am to Bossier2323
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If I would have been on that tour boat, I would have lost my cool and beat the guy throwing the marshmallows very badly. I would immediately break his nose. Then proceed to probably frick the tour guide up for being a dumbass. Hopefully I could wait until we got back to land so my little girl didn't have to witness me beating the shite out of two people.
Knowing some of those swamp guides, something tells me you wouldn't have done a thing....
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