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Your Mom when she was 20
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:15 pm
I was a nightclub DJ in college , if your mom came to Houston in the 80's good chance I fricked her
Odds are its true for at least one of you
Odds are its true for at least one of you
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:16 pm to OWLFAN86
You were a dj for a whole decade?
What a pathetic loser
What a pathetic loser
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:18 pm to OWLFAN86
If you said you banged stout's dad i might believe you
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:24 pm to OWLFAN86
Should be something to give pause to a few dudes on here, but if they are your progeny, what can you expect..
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:32 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
Houston in the 80's
Pretty sure you got the HIV.
From someone's mom.
Amazing you have stayed alive this long. Modern medicine, you just can't stop it.
Owlie in the 80's
This post was edited on 10/1/16 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:34 pm to OWLFAN86
Aren't you that Mexican guy who lives alone with 3 or 5 cats?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you've never seen a naked woman in real life.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you've never seen a naked woman in real life.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:37 pm to OWLFAN86
You ain't had none since it had you.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:44 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:I surrounded by pussy ese'
Aren't you that Mexican guy who lives alone with 3 or 5 cats?
but I'm white and its one cat
and she's my special snugglesweetums and I wuv her
quote:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you've never seen a naked woman in real life.
you don't have too see it to frick it
quote:whats your moms name ?
tgrbaitn08
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:49 pm to OWLFAN86
So you just stole some douchebags life story? fig.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:50 pm to OWLFAN86
I bet you sucked a lot of dicks through a gloryhole
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:50 pm to OWLFAN86
Is this Chicken's alter ego?
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:51 pm to OWLFAN86
Did you play a lot of Tejano music?
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:52 pm to OWLFAN86
What's funny is that my mom spent a lot of time in Houston back in the 80's. My dad would drag her around to all types of oilfield parties and functions. Places your type of people werent allowed unless you were serving drinks or taking out the trash.
She would have never been caught dead at some trashy Rice University Mexican bar.
She would have never been caught dead at some trashy Rice University Mexican bar.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:56 pm to tgrbaitn08
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My dad would drag her around to all types of oilfield parties and functions.
How many trains did she partake in?
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:59 pm to OWLFAN86
Is this an AMA kinda thing?
If so, what was your best 80's song for getting our mothers in the mood for coitus?
If so, what was your best 80's song for getting our mothers in the mood for coitus?
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:59 pm to tgrbaitn08
admins need to put a sombrero on the owlie emoticon
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:02 pm to LucasP
quote:bitches loved Madonna
If so, what was your best 80's song for getting our mothers in the mood for coitus?
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