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Your Mom when she was 20

Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:15 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:15 pm
I was a nightclub DJ in college , if your mom came to Houston in the 80's good chance I fricked her

Odds are its true for at least one of you
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138831 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:16 pm to
You were a dj for a whole decade?

What a pathetic loser
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:17 pm to
I bet you're a virgin.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132599 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:18 pm to
If you said you banged stout's dad i might believe you
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13179 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:24 pm to
Should be something to give pause to a few dudes on here, but if they are your progeny, what can you expect..
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Houston in the 80's


Pretty sure you got the HIV.

From someone's mom.

Amazing you have stayed alive this long. Modern medicine, you just can't stop it.


Owlie in the 80's
This post was edited on 10/1/16 at 8:07 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:34 pm to
Aren't you that Mexican guy who lives alone with 3 or 5 cats?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you've never seen a naked woman in real life.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4670 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:37 pm to
You ain't had none since it had you.
Posted by Nativebullet
Plano, TX
Member since Feb 2011
5171 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Aren't you that Mexican guy who lives alone with 3 or 5 cats?
I surrounded by pussy ese'

but I'm white and its one cat

and she's my special snugglesweetums and I wuv her

quote:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you've never seen a naked woman in real life.


you don't have too see it to frick it


quote:

tgrbaitn08
whats your moms name ?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:49 pm to
So you just stole some douchebags life story? fig.
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5565 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:50 pm to
I bet you sucked a lot of dicks through a gloryhole
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:50 pm to
Is this Chicken's alter ego?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:51 pm to
Did you play a lot of Tejano music?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9007 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:52 pm to
Whatever bitch
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:52 pm to
What's funny is that my mom spent a lot of time in Houston back in the 80's. My dad would drag her around to all types of oilfield parties and functions. Places your type of people werent allowed unless you were serving drinks or taking out the trash.

She would have never been caught dead at some trashy Rice University Mexican bar.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184471 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

My dad would drag her around to all types of oilfield parties and functions.



How many trains did she partake in?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:59 pm to
Is this an AMA kinda thing?

If so, what was your best 80's song for getting our mothers in the mood for coitus?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:59 pm to
frickers


admins need to put a sombrero on the owlie emoticon
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

If so, what was your best 80's song for getting our mothers in the mood for coitus?


bitches loved Madonna
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