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Youporn: Nintendo Switch release caused 15% drop in porn traffic
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:16 pm
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YouPorn reports that their traffic dropped noticeably after the release last weekend of the highly anticipated new gaming system the Nintendo Switch. It seems people were so excited to play with their new device that they didn’t need to search for more, um, excitement in the form of porn.
YouPorn regularly experiences small traffic fluctuations from things like holidays, big TV shows airing or movies premiering. But the Switch was a different story. It’s debut on March 3 coincided with a 15 percent drop in traffic from users who self-identified as gamers. By the next day — a Saturday, peak sit on the couch and play a game day — it was down 17 percent, and by Sunday it was only 13 percent down.
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Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:17 pm to stout
The new Zelda is pretty fricking amazing.
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:22 pm to stout
lol I remember when I couldn't multi-task
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:22 pm to LucasP
once I can watch porn on my switch, I'll be able to jerk off to 2 things at the same time
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:24 pm to stout
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It seems people were so excited to play with their new device that they didn’t have time to play with their old device.
Author missed a great opportunity.
This post was edited on 3/10/17 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:25 pm to DelU249
I've been off the game since Sunday, going back in balls deep after work today. Probably the only thing I'm gonna do this weekend. Who's got time for porn, Hyrule needs me!
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:31 pm to stout
I'm scared to ask what categories of porn are down due to Switch release.
Cosplay seems a given though.
Cosplay seems a given though.
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:31 pm to teke184
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I'm scared to ask what categories of porn are down due to Switch release.
Your mom
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:32 pm to stout
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Youporn: Zelda Breath of the Wild release caused 15% drop in porn traffic
FIFY
The game is amazing. It's immediately in contention for the greatest game of all time. It's that good.
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:33 pm to fr33manator
Actually if you read the article, it's mostly tentacle porn. Teke's mom was in a distant third.
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:34 pm to LucasP
no shite. I love that game apps load at the speed of light; otherwise I may have had to stop having sex
put the switch in sleep, sex, pick it up, click...i'm back in hyrule
and no I don't play in bed after getting laid
put the switch in sleep, sex, pick it up, click...i'm back in hyrule
and no I don't play in bed after getting laid
This post was edited on 3/10/17 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:34 pm to stout
15% is alot of fricking traffic for porn
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:35 pm to J Murdah
it's pretty much all me. I have the biggest porn habit on earth. problem is, my Zelda habit is even worse.
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:41 pm to LucasP
I think most of the hits for her were someone misunderstanding what "sextagenarian porn" is.
It ain't people who only have oral sex. Or god I hope not anyway.
It ain't people who only have oral sex. Or god I hope not anyway.
Posted on 3/10/17 at 12:43 pm to stout
I haven't watched porn since I broke up w my gf 3 months ago 
I was a pornhub regular before that
I was a pornhub regular before that
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