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Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:02 am to KBeezy
My bad. I'm still half asleep from the 3 fifths of Jack I drank just to outdo Hammertime.
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 9:06 am
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:02 am to Hammertime
Dude go crawl back to the trailer you were raised in
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:07 am to KBeezy
I found a picture of Hammertime
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:09 am to stout
Perfect
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:10 am to stout
quote:
My bad. I'm still half asleep from the 3 fifths of Jack I drank just to outdo Hammertime.
That's crazy. I just went out and beat up two toddlers for throwing tater tots at me. Just to teach them not to frick with old people.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:10 am to Hammertime
quote:That's nearly 43 shots. I mean if you're going to lie, at least be good at it and make it slightly believable.
I killed two and a half fifths of Jack tonight little man, so let's not get into that
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 9:13 am
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:12 am to Hammertime
Sounds about right, a homosexual male is trying to pick you up and his ex was upset about this and started throwing peanuts at you, so you decided to fight with the other homosexual? You fight with mentally retarded individuals also?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:14 am to Hammertime
you owe me a new bullshite meter. It just exploded after reading your posts in this thread.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:14 am to buckeye_vol
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That's nearly 43 shots. I mean if you're going to lie, at least be good at it and make it slightly believable.
I've seen people drink more than that in a few hours so it is easily doable over an entire day but they sure weren't speaking coherently, much less typing.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:16 am to buckeye_vol
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quote:
I killed two and a half fifths of Jack tonight little man, so let's not get into that
That's nearly 43 shots. I mean if you're going to lie, at least be good at it and make it slightly believable.
And he says he's only 185 pounds. He'd be dead of alcohol poisoning right now if he ingested that much whiskey.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:16 am to Hammertime
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 9:20 am
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:17 am to Hammertime
Too bad you are not allergic to peanuts, you could have accused him of attempted manslaughter and killed him.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:22 am to lsu480
quote:
I've seen people drink more than that in a few hours so it is easily doable over an entire day but they sure weren't speaking coherently, much less typing.
Yeah but what about drinking that much and then whipping the arse of some dude a full head taller and outweigh them by 40 lbs give or take?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:23 am to Hammertime
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.and I like getting hit
In the anus, no doubt
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:24 am to Hammertime
He does however, have a good premise. I have been told dont mess with old guys, they have nothing to lose and will come back and kill you later. (or something like that).
I myself, however, would not be in that situation, and if was, would prob have a heart attack and die.
I myself, however, would not be in that situation, and if was, would prob have a heart attack and die.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:26 am to jeffsdad
All you'd have to do to save yourself is look at his hands.
Then his a-hole
Then his a-hole
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:27 am to jeffsdad
Methinks that the dude he hit is named Ragnaros and the fifths of jack are really mountain dew red alert.
Did rags drop any epics for you?
You really should quit WoW and move on dude.
Edit: are you Leeroy Jenkins?
Did rags drop any epics for you?
You really should quit WoW and move on dude.
Edit: are you Leeroy Jenkins?
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 9:28 am
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:28 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
I just woke up with a black eye, I was throwing peanuts at my sister and some clown sucker punched me.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:28 am to lsu480
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I've seen people drink more than that in a few hours so it is easily doable over an entire day but they sure weren't speaking coherently, much less typing.
A stupid time or two in the past, I've done a handle in a 24-hour period (not a single day). I was about 210 at the time, have a very high tolerance, and it was rough. Like entire weekend lost to a blur, vomiting thick yellow bile because you can't even keep water down. And waking up fine on Monday morning nor truly remembering much since Friday evening (lots of missed calls, lots of calls you don't remember making, a few nasty voicemails from the Chinese and/or Pizza delivery guy you didn't notice arriving at the door because you were passed out). Hell I lost 15 pounds on one of those 3-day flights.
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