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You'll never see more struggle than this reporter's 35 minute beer mile

Posted on 6/17/15 at 3:55 pm
Posted by JOJO Hammer
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 3:55 pm
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For the uninitiated, a beer mile is where one deludes themselves into thinking they can chug a beer and run a lap four consecutive times. Runners either tough it out until the end or puke in self-defeat.

Katie spent 35 torturous minutes doing both.

First of all, it's probably not a good idea to run a beer mile right after you admit it's been 4-5 years since you've ran a regular one. Top that off with not being able to chug a beer and you have a very dangerous combination.



Posted by Eric4tigers
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 3:58 pm to
IWHI
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8754 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 3:59 pm to
Who is the guy on here that chugged a beer and ran a mile barefoot while smoking in under a certain time?

Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 3:59 pm to
I have the weirdest boner.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:01 pm to
In the last 3:29 I fell in love.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:01 pm to
That was awesome.

She had me at 2:30.
This post was edited on 6/17/15 at 4:02 pm
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Who is the guy on here that chugged a beer and ran a mile barefoot while smoking in under a certain time?




Ceba to pleasant hall while smoking and drinking a mix drink in 9 minutes?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:02 pm to
Of course it's not enjoyable katie you're drinking bud heavies
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25941 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:02 pm to
Thats pretty bad but at least she is good looking. I could have walked it faster and killed at least 6-8


ETA: Her pouring the beer down her face was HOT
This post was edited on 6/17/15 at 4:03 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:03 pm to
Denyed

Or something like that
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Who is the guy on here that chugged a beer and ran a mile barefoot while smoking in under a certain time?


deNYEd
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Who is the guy on here that chugged a beer and ran a mile barefoot while smoking in under a certain time?


DeNyed
This post was edited on 6/17/15 at 4:05 pm
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:04 pm to
She had me at "where did you come up with this... Guantanamo Bay?"
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Thats pretty bad but at least she is good looking. I could have walked it faster and killed at least 6-8


You say that. I don't think it's all easy
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:05 pm to
Loved that line


Also liked "count it"
This post was edited on 6/17/15 at 4:05 pm
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:05 pm to
She's a fricking trooper.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25428 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:06 pm to
I'm pretty damn sure I could do this pretty easily, and it's been a while since I've been staying in shape. It's only 1 beer and 1 mile.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25941 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

You say that. I don't think it's all easy


Definitely not with leaded Bud. That sequence reminds me of the revenge of the nerds tricycle even
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17228 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:07 pm to
I'm a runner and that would be an interesting challenge. That 4th lap would get a little woozy. And those looked like 16oz and the faster you run the harder it is I'd think. At least stopping and walking like she did gave you a little time between drinks.
This post was edited on 6/17/15 at 4:09 pm
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 6/17/15 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

It's only 1 beer and 1 mile.



She drank a beer every lap... 4 beers, 1 mile.

Probably not as easy when you're a 110 lb female.
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