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re: You left the toilet seat up

Posted on 12/22/23 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by Boudin69
Member since Nov 2019
54 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 4:06 pm to
Just sit and pee like and adult
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2677 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 4:11 pm to
If the seat is up and you need it down, then put it down. If the seat is down and you need it up, then put it up. Soooo simple.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10083 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 4:16 pm to
If I could have the perfect house, it would have 2 master, yes I said it, suites.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59333 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

When you sit on that cold lid in the dark bathroom in the middle of the night, I'm gonna love hearing you squeal.


That’s another thing. Who just goes in the bathroom and plops down on the toilet without ever even looking?
Posted by YMCA
It's Fun to Stay
Member since May 2011
4911 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 4:40 pm to
Never fails. They act like they don’t already take all of the drawers/cabinets in the bathroom.


Also, why is it my job to put the seat down. Why can’t the women lift the seat up after they finish and then lower it once they get in there.

A guy can pee with it up or down, so men aren’t the problem.
This post was edited on 12/22/23 at 4:41 pm
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
1328 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:27 pm to
My Toto bidet seat goes up and down automatically
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2787 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:50 pm to
Ok this is fricking hilarious and so accurate
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
6883 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:55 pm to
Yall hate women, also that is a real poor person's bathroom. Any decent woman has more space than that.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2787 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:56 pm to
Meh. Maybe they're in their early 30s.
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
6883 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Maybe they're in their early 30s


Insisting on living in a trendy area
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80354 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:15 pm to
My wife has 7 feet of counter space including her sink in our master bath.

I have about 18inches including my sink
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18702 posts
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:24 pm to
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That’s not going to cause you to sit in water in the dark in the middle of the night



It would be much wiser to turn the light on or invest in a night-light than to insist everyone in the household place the toilet in a specific state at all times.


Besides, the actual right answer is to close the lid when you're done with the shite-piss bowl.
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