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re: You have to give up one of the following for the rest of your life...
Posted on 3/10/15 at 8:19 pm to yankeeundercover
Posted on 3/10/15 at 8:19 pm to yankeeundercover
I am married with a healthy sex life. Cheese I would give up no doubt.
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Posted on 3/10/15 at 8:26 pm to PiscesTiger
Masturbation since I'd like to give it up anyway. But damn that would suck
Posted on 3/10/15 at 8:50 pm to yankeeundercover
That is a damn tough question. I am leaning masturbation since I eat cheese in a lot of forms.
This post was edited on 3/10/15 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 3/10/15 at 9:34 pm to yankeeundercover
I'm Going with downvotes.
Goodnight tigrleesessed kid.
Goodnight tigrleesessed kid.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 10:01 pm to TIGRLEE
Damn...this is a tough one.
I think I am going to slather my junk with cheese, rub one out and see who wins
I think I am going to slather my junk with cheese, rub one out and see who wins
Posted on 3/10/15 at 10:28 pm to yankeeundercover
Put the pipe down man.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 10:52 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
Masturbation or Cheese (all forms)
What's the penalty for screwing up? Cause the wife is rarely down for twice a day.... And well
Also I don't mean the penalty for me, I mean three days in when I go on a masturbatory cheese laden murder filled bender.
Orgasms are the only thing keeping me from starting my own country which firebombs anyone who's a dick.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 10:56 pm to BayouBlue386
We're on the honor system here, brah.
Which means everyone will choose masturbation and just do it anyway
Which means everyone will choose masturbation and just do it anyway
Posted on 3/10/15 at 11:12 pm to yankeeundercover
I thought about this for a while and decided that cheese plays a much larger and more rewarding role in my life. I have tons of sex with dimes plus I'm convinced I could get off watching porn without actually touching my penis.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 11:17 pm to yankeeundercover
I think this was the question Captain Kirk used to defeat the Nomad alien space probe.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 11:19 pm to Sampson
quote:hands-free ejack? Bold move, cotton.
I'm convinced I could get off watching porn without actually touching my penis.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 11:32 pm to yankeeundercover
I'm confident I could pull it off. There's so many nights in a year where I would rather have Taco Bell or a grilled cheese over an orgasm.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 11:34 pm to Sampson
I feel like anyone who actually thought about the implications of this ultimatum choose cheese... But it's the fly-by-night "kids" who instinctively choose masturbation.
Either way, it's a good question
Either way, it's a good question
Posted on 3/10/15 at 11:35 pm to yankeeundercover
Give up masturbation.
Just take a second to think how much cheese you consume on a daily basis.
Just take a second to think how much cheese you consume on a daily basis.
Posted on 3/11/15 at 11:37 am to HeavyCore
quote:I definitely eat some type of cheese WAAAY more often than I beat off.
Just take a second to think how much cheese you consume on a daily basis.
It's an easy, replaceable act to quit masturbating as opposed to eating cheese
Posted on 3/11/15 at 11:38 am to yurintroubl
quote:
Masturbation.
I can replace that. Can't replace cheese.
ETA:
Cheese is a waaaaaaaay bigger part of my everyday life.
This.
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