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you get an unexpected package in the mail

Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:35 pm
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:35 pm
open it up and there's cocaine in it.

Having never done the product before do you

A.- Call the police to report it

b.- Maybe try a little bit then throw it away

C.- head to the nearest strip club

?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85807 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:35 pm to
D. Start a thread about it
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
6214 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:36 pm to
D- maybe try a little bit then try a little bit more until it's all gone.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

A.- Call the police to report it


Because I have a job I'd like to keep and I'm not trashy.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:37 pm to
Call 911 before the DEA busts in and arrests you.

Have you not seen Snitch?
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2385 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:37 pm to
D. Profit
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58624 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:37 pm to
hide half, call police.

hell thats what they do when they find money and drugs.
This post was edited on 6/16/16 at 1:38 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62132 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:37 pm to
Normally A, but this board has me very spooked about contact with police.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:37 pm to
F. Wait for Carlos and Dominic to come by to reclaim it.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:38 pm to
Just add hookers

Enjoy
Posted by undrafted
DHA
Member since Oct 2009
1008 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:39 pm to
Ask yourself do I YOLO once or do I YOLO dozens of time???

The answer is you only YOLO once...do it right
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:40 pm to
i have never seen cocaine in real life so i'd probably think it was anthrax
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71828 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

A.- Call the police to report it


I feel like by the end of this choice, you will have been beaten, possibly shot, certainly arrested, and your bank accounts plundered and returned a year later, if ever.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179888 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

package in the mail
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

have never seen cocaine in real life so i'd probably think it was anthrax 


It also has a very distinct odor
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

It also has a very distinct odor
guess you have to "smell" it to find out huh?
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:45 pm to
don't tell anyone and then change apartments depending on how much was in there
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5088 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

A.- Call the police to report it


You don't need to call them. They put it there, and as soon as you opened it they owned you.

Good luck.

Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:47 pm to
Call some hookers and throw a party.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62132 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

feel like by the end of this choice, you will have been beaten, possibly shot, certainly arrested, and your bank accounts plundered and returned a year later, if ever


You just reinforced my point.
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