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re: You ever have a really stressful week at work and think "Maybe prison wouldn't be so bad"?
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:42 pm to Mr Clean
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:42 pm to Mr Clean
Ppl who have never been to jail for at least a few days won't understand the real suck of jail.
arse rape is the least of the issues.
arse rape is the least of the issues.
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:42 pm to OysterPoBoy
Are you talking about a minimum security “country club” type prison?
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:43 pm to OysterPoBoy
for me, a stressful week at work is better than anal rape. but i mean, to each his own i suppose.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:44 pm to LSU Coyote
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arse rape is the least of the issues.
is it though? is it really the LEAST of the issues?
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:46 pm to Sam Quint
Man fckk yeah
You are so dehumanized from the stripping of identity and lost of your autonomy. Theat imo is by far the worst part. You lose literally your life. You kinda don't feel like you exist anymore
You are so dehumanized from the stripping of identity and lost of your autonomy. Theat imo is by far the worst part. You lose literally your life. You kinda don't feel like you exist anymore
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:47 pm to No Colors
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It amazes me how happy people are who do absolutely nothing. Like cane pole fishing for their supper and sitting on the front porch.
Man I was just thinking this exact same shite earlier today. Who's to say they aren't living right.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:52 pm to OysterPoBoy
I mean, 3 meals a day, internet, tv, no work? Yeah, they have it nice
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:53 pm to Sam Quint
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is it though? is it really the LEAST of the issues?
I'd say so. Prison politics and getting in debt can literally get you killed.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:54 pm to kywildcatfanone
Yeah you never spent time behind bars. It all sucks
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:55 pm to OysterPoBoy
No, but I do often fantasize about being sent to a Victorian sanitarium against my will
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:57 pm to LSU Coyote
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arse rape is the least of the issues.
You are sexually ambiguous though. Getting arse raped would be very traumatic for us straights.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 2:59 pm to LSU Coyote
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You are so dehumanized from the stripping of identity and lost of your autonomy.
perhaps never has there been a better opportunity for me to share this clip
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:02 pm to OysterPoBoy
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You ever have a really stressful week at work and think "Maybe prison wouldn't be so bad"?
I mean….unemployment is objectively better than prison so I’d just walk out the door if it were even close to that bad.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:02 pm to Chicken
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depends...would I get arse-raped in prison?
When you message board overlord/Boss is saying shite like "arse-raped" on an everyday forum, life is good to be on this website.
I just may forgive you and the admin for always anchoring my Will Wade posts/threads baw
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:03 pm to Bottom9
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When you message board overlord/Boss is saying shite like "arse-raped" on an everyday forum, life is good to be on this website.
reason 5,830 why this site is far superior to TexAgs
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:05 pm to jdd48
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I'd say so. Prison politics and getting in debt can literally get you killed.
yeah but that still doesnt make the butt rape the LEAST of the issues. i mean, bad food, limited entertainment options, uncomfortable matress, boredom, having to join an Aryan gang - those are issues too.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:07 pm to Sam Quint
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i mean, bad food, limited entertainment options, uncomfortable matress, boredom, having to join an Aryan gang - those are issues too.
don't forget the tats, have to get your body covered with skeevy tats
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:09 pm to kywildcatfanone
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I mean, 3 meals a day, internet, tv, no work? Yeah, they have it nice
If you’re not bothered by:
-Constant threat of physical assault.
-Having to ask permission to go piss/poop.
-Having a rent-a-cop scream at you and search your belongings constantly.
-Limited and highly controlled access to outdoors.
-Rarely (or never) seeing your family.
-No sex (unless you turn gay for the stay).
-Sleeping in a room with a toilet in it.
-Having complete degenerates for roommates/neighbors.
-Bizarre social/political structures with bizarre incentives.
Then I’m sure it’s like a vacation to the Bahamas.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:10 pm to OysterPoBoy
The mere chance of prison-rape removes any and all appeal..... for me anyway.
Posted on 3/24/25 at 3:15 pm to Dadren
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If you’re not bothered by:
-Constant threat of physical assault.
-Having to ask permission to go piss/poop.
-Having a rent-a-cop scream at you and search your belongings constantly.
-Limited and highly controlled access to outdoors.
-Rarely (or never) seeing your family.
-No sex (unless you turn gay for the stay).
-Sleeping in a room with a toilet in it.
-Having complete degenerates for roommates/neighbors.
-Bizarre social/political structures with bizarre incentives.
this, plus the tats that 777 mentioned, sound incredibly similar to the Marine Corps, except for the outdoors part.
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