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re: You come home to someone screwimg your wife

Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:54 pm to
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26178 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:54 pm to
Happened to a guy a worked with. Walked in on his wife and her girlfriend getting it on. Thought he would make it a threesome. Didn't work out that way. He got physical and ended up in jail. Divorce was messy and he resigned his position with the company and left the state. No idea where he is today, but his head was pretty messed up last time we saw him.
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2227 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:54 pm to
Turn on the gas in my fireplace, walk outside, light up a cigar, toss the match into the house, put on some shades and walk away while my house blows up.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37322 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:55 pm to
Take pictures and call my attorney
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88992 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:56 pm to
If I didn't know them AT ALL I'd tell them to leave my house then divorce my wife.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
38373 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:56 pm to
Oh this thread again
Posted by Jake_LaMotta
Coral Gables
Member since Sep 2017
5700 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:57 pm to
Employee of mine thought he and his wife were having a baby. At the hospital the kid popped out looking like an eggplant. She was having an affair with a black guy. All of both their families were there. He said he didn’t do anything but walk out and filed for divorce the next day.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49479 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:57 pm to
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You "win" the divorce and get a free trip to prison


Tomato/Tomahto

Just trading one for another.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
26729 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:58 pm to
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Walked in on his wife and her girlfriend getting it on.

how bad was the sex that she basically gave up actual dick because of him... damn
Posted by Jake_LaMotta
Coral Gables
Member since Sep 2017
5700 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:59 pm to
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how bad was the sex that she basically gave up actual dick


Betting the guy had a nub dick.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76574 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 6:59 pm to
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Oh this thread again



What is the purpose of posting this?

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49479 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:01 pm to
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Walked in on his wife and her girlfriend getting it on. Thought he would make it a threesome. Didn't work out that way. 

Well, that sucks for him. Baw took a leap of faith too..
quote:

He got physical 

lol
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26178 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:01 pm to
Good enough for her to stay for the money I guess.
It was a pretty fricked up deal. How do you even begin a conversation with him after something like that?
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:01 pm to
You spend the next 6 months gathering evidence and hiding money and destroy her in the divorce, then meet a younger more successful woman and get remarried and find true happiness.

That’s what my buddy dod
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112753 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:03 pm to
Take a few pics then go see a lawyer
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
4227 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:04 pm to
Get some fried chicken and red beans from Popeyes.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29034 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:05 pm to
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shut the door and pretend you did not see them


The bank accounts will be emptied as you tell you have a work assignment out of state for a week. Do all of your planning during that time and then cut off her fricking credit cards an hour before you file for divorce.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76574 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:06 pm to
If I'm not seen, go outside flatten one of his tires. Wait a few minutes so they can finish (I'm not a barbarian), go up the street and call her saying I'll be home in 10 minutes....

If I'm seen, tell them to finish while I pack her shite.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:07 pm to
quietly film the act, not tell my wife i know, pretend to still be the loving husband while behind the scenes I talk to a lawyer about my exit strategy,
Posted by jkylejohnson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2016
14513 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:09 pm to
Caught my gf in college and threw the dude out the window. Damn I wish I was that alpha still
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8211 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:13 pm to
Hold them at gun point and make her perform a rim job on him.

Eta. And of course Fap
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 7:49 pm
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