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Posted on 5/12/16 at 6:22 pm to saltysailor2015
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I would of laughed, I mean she must of been having a bad day or something.
Wow.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 6:36 pm to Mars duMorgue
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So she asks me how soon I need the shite. Naturally I reply, "What are you doing after work?"
"Someone who doesn't need viagra"
Posted on 5/12/16 at 6:37 pm to 777Tiger
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reminds me of a time years back, a hot waitress asked to take my order, I told her I didn't see anything I liked on the menu, she drops a menu on the floor, stands on it, and asks if I see anything I like now
If that story doesn't end with you 6 inches deep in her, you failed.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 6:52 pm to NoHoTiger
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So she asks me how soon I need the shite. Naturally I reply, "What are you doing after work?"
She should have smiled and handed you a box of Extenze.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 7:04 pm to N2cars
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Just ask her if your laundry's ready next time.
Vietnamese don't run laundromats
Posted on 5/12/16 at 7:11 pm to Tiger in Austin
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Vietnamese don't run laundromats
Humorless fricks too in my estimation.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 7:14 pm to Mars duMorgue
If you were good looking or somewhat/charming she probably would have laughed. You're probably gross and came off as a skeezy perv.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 7:15 pm to Mars duMorgue
Maybe you should've said.....
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As soon as you and your horizontal tuna gets off work
This post was edited on 5/12/16 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 5/12/16 at 7:20 pm to Gorilla Ball
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What a stupid question by her
Yes. Your pharmacist asking when you need your prescription is stupid
Posted on 5/12/16 at 7:34 pm to Mars duMorgue
How did she react?
Posted on 5/12/16 at 7:41 pm to Mars duMorgue
Do you really expect a young attractive girl to get excited when she gets propositioned by older men getting viagra. Sounds like she reacted like most non porn actresses would react when they get hit on at their place of business by strange men. Congrats on being creepy.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 7:45 pm to Mars duMorgue
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she asks me how soon I need the shite. Naturally I reply, "What are you doing after work?"
Poor delivery. You responded to her question with a completely unrelated question
A better scenario:
Pharmacist: What time you need dis back?
You: Well what time are you getting off?
That flows better and would have gotten a better response
Posted on 5/12/16 at 7:50 pm to Tiger in Austin
Hey, don't criticize my stereotypes!
(It was a joke. PS: to those who say I use too much, this is why.)
(It was a joke. PS: to those who say I use
too much, this is why.)Posted on 5/12/16 at 8:04 pm to PrivatePublic
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If that story doesn't end with you 6 inches deep in her, you failed.
I called her bluff, I'd like to think it was more than 6" though
Posted on 5/12/16 at 8:11 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:Either as soon as possible/I'm going to wait or whenever/tomorrow is fine. They always ask that so they can prioritize
how would you have responded in that situation?
Were you offended she asked or that she didn't think your response was funny? Dumb either way imo
Posted on 5/12/16 at 8:16 pm to Paige
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or that she didn't think your response was funny
Yeah, that's it, my feelings were
, me being a sensitive, tender guy and all that shite.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 9:10 pm to Mars duMorgue
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the pharmacist, this nice looking little Vietnamese chick
sounds like my wife...
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personality of a sun baked turd
doesn't sound like my wife...
Posted on 5/12/16 at 9:18 pm to Mars duMorgue
I'd have said asap. But could I get her number in case I had an erection lasting more than four hours.
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