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Yesterday at the pharmacy
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:25 pm
Yesterday my doctor gives me a 50% off card on Viagra.
I take it to the pharmacist, this nice looking little Vietnamese chick with the personality of a sun baked turd. I mean like, Nurse Ratchett warmth and friendliness.
So she asks me how soon I need the shite. Naturally I reply, "What are you doing after work?"
frick that sexless, soulless, humorless little rodent, can't take a little off the cuff joke.
Or ... maybe I offended her? Well, frick her.
Anyway, how would you have responded in that situation?
I take it to the pharmacist, this nice looking little Vietnamese chick with the personality of a sun baked turd. I mean like, Nurse Ratchett warmth and friendliness.
So she asks me how soon I need the shite. Naturally I reply, "What are you doing after work?"
frick that sexless, soulless, humorless little rodent, can't take a little off the cuff joke.
Or ... maybe I offended her? Well, frick her.
Anyway, how would you have responded in that situation?
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Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:26 pm to Mars duMorgue
What a stupid question by her - great question by you.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:27 pm to Mars duMorgue
Alpha move - up vote
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:28 pm to Gorilla Ball
quote:
What a stupid question by her - great question by you.
Thanks. I expect to be fully vindicated in this forum.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:29 pm to Mars duMorgue
I would of laughed, I mean she must of been having a bad day or something.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:29 pm to Mars duMorgue
reminds me of a time years back, a hot waitress asked to take my order, I told her I didn't see anything I liked on the menu, she drops a menu on the floor, stands on it, and asks if I see anything I like now
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:30 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:
Or ... maybe I offended her? Well, frick her.
quote:
Mars duMorgue
You're ugly, right?
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:30 pm to Mars duMorgue
What exactly did she say or do?
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:30 pm to Mars duMorgue
If she's a liberal she was offended. If she's normal, she wasn't offended, just had to maintain that stoic Asian persona.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:31 pm to Mars duMorgue
Well played sir.
Well played.
Well played.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:38 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:
Vietnamese chick
quote:
Anyway, how would you have responded in that situation?
Racist tirade w/ erection.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:49 pm to Dan Bilzerian
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You're ugly, right?
More than off set by my sparkling sense of humor.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:50 pm to Mars duMorgue
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:52 pm to Mars duMorgue
You fill prescription long time?
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:54 pm to biglego
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What exactly did she say or do?
She looks down at the cash register with a nasty little scowl and spits out, "I can have it ready for you in an hour."
I'm of a mind to speak with the manager about that slant eyed little piranha, but being the kind, forgiving person that I am, I'll forbear.
I am however switching pharmacies.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:55 pm to upgrayedd
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You fill prescription long time?
No. I fill the prescription to have a long time.
Posted on 5/12/16 at 5:58 pm to Mars duMorgue
You should ask her if she does nails too.
This post was edited on 5/12/16 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 5/12/16 at 6:10 pm to Mars duMorgue
Did you get that horizontal taco?
Posted on 5/12/16 at 6:11 pm to Mars duMorgue
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Vietnamese chick
Just ask her if your laundry's ready next time.
People that can't take a joke are as annoying AF.
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