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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by H2O Tiger
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Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:21 pm to
We're supposed to leave in 5 minutes and my wife just realized she didn't pack the shoes to go with her outfit. Wife and MIL are currently running around the house pulling out all of the shoes to find some black boots she can use.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28488 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:22 pm to
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People get pretty jealous time wise during the holidays when it comes to children/grandchildren and where/when events happen especially if both families have conflicting traditions.


MFing this
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20481 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:25 pm to
Oof, my aunt: “I’m single, I don’t have any spouse to slave over my every beck and call. It’s because I’m self reliant.”
“We all have our decisions we make. My decisions made me marry someone who would take care of me. Your decisions led you to marry 3 men who have all left you.”
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
2200 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:25 pm to
Thanksgiving was getting lame with card games. Snuck out and got a whistling nerf football at the store down the street. Now all the men and boys are trying to ring the fire barrel down the hill. 2 have hit so far.

Edit: 3 now, yours truly. Still got it.
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 3:37 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:27 pm to
all too familiar
Posted by Hobie101
Member since May 2012
1074 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:28 pm to
In-Laws let their dog rummage around the table during dinner and occasionally feed it scraps. Drives me crazy. Constantly begging.
Posted by Tortious
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:28 pm to
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Reserved



Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28488 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:29 pm to
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Sus-Scrofa


you sound like good peeps
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9603 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:32 pm to
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be just us on Thanksgiving. It's fantastic.



Just us. Us. That’s the part that is nice.

I just finished a great meal. By myself. Try to make the most of it by I’m so fricking lonesome.

Going for another ride in the boat then going to fish under my light and try to make the most of being lonesome.
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 3:34 pm
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28488 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:33 pm to
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My dad has invited around 25 people to his house,


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Looks like I’ll be spending a lot of time on the porch



Dude - don't be a lazy arse and bend over backwards to help your Pops. I promise you he wants this event to be perfect. there's way to many people for him to do it alone. I love doing it but I just don't have the energy that i used to have to put into it.
Posted by STLJ
Member since Nov 2022
847 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:33 pm to
I am stuffed and happy now. Sitting on my deck with a bourbon and a cigar. Got a TV set up out here and watching football. Just the wife and our two younger kiddos here this year. Good times. Cheers!
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28488 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:35 pm to
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I just finished a great meal. By myself. Try to make the most of it by I’m so fricking lonesome.

Going for another ride in the boat then going to fish under my light and try to make the most of being lonesome.


Dang Piq. Sorry to hear brother make the most of your time alone. It won't always be like this - God Bless you!
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7954 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:35 pm to
Now I’m back at Kroger because we need 2 more cans of corn. But at least we’re on the way to dinner
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:40 pm to
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By myself. Try to make the most of it by I’m so fricking lonesome.


How far are you from Denham Springs... I'm done with all the family stuff and don't have work until tomorrow night. If you have free booze I'll come drink it.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6974 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:42 pm to
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It’s been a shite show but we have been laughing all the way through it.


The real secret to any family gathering.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22380 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:47 pm to
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Watching my Girlfriend's dad massage himself with a massage gun.




If he winks at you he is really asking for help.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:52 pm to
Thanksgiving was pretty uneventful again... my family is normal. Stopped by my uncle's house that has been recently remodeled so he was showing me around. Get to the master bath and I see a snake on the counter by the sink. He's always been a jokester so I asked if that was a real snake. It was... and he didn't put it there. That was fun.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4851 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:53 pm to
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I learned about an episode that took place at a family gathering last year, that I don't go to. Quick summary, when I was a kid we used to go to my mom's side for Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter (and my dad's side as well, but my mom has 7 siblings and it was always a big party with lots of people). Today, my mom's parents passed away years ago some of the siblings want to keep the tradition. Well, most of my cousins have children and then some of their children have children so people just sort of lost touch and go with immediate family, but there are still a decent amount of people who go to the family party. I have an uncle who had a kid when he was in his mid 50s, now he is in his late 60s. His kid, a daughter is just trash. Her mom is trash, her dad is an idiot. She had no hope since day one. Another one of my uncles and his wife have been like her second parents, but no one can do anything with her. Last year, one of my cousin's husband was outside and noticed the girl doing something and he went look.. And she was on her phone twerking. He snuck up to see what was going on and she was on the phone with some older man. The phone was my uncle's who is like a second parent (oh.. she is 14.. 15 years old). The girl knew she was going to be in trouble so all of a sudden she "passed out". She was brought to the hospital and something lead to her being put in a mental hospital, but it was a huge shite show. I thought that was pretty trashy.
this was harder to read than Chinese, and you’re still a fricking moron
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22380 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:58 pm to
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see a snake on the counter


Freaks the guest out when they pop up between the legs.
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10575 posts
Posted on 11/24/22 at 3:58 pm to
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I am actually living with my bf now. He treats me really well


Trashy
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