WYHI, tractor pull edition

I gotta click on a damn link?

Can you just describe it for me?

Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue.

Day 743: I have returned from the Amish community and I am now seeking further isolation. I have spent the last eighteen months attempting to contact the head of the Sentinelese islanders, the most isolated people on earth. I have sent a carrier pigeon with a note requesting the Sentinelese elder's permission to allow me to take up permanent residence on the island, never to be seen again by the western world. After much deliberation and four hundred hours of translating, the tribe leader has allowed me to be dropped off 40 miles from the coast and drift to the island in a hollowed out palm canoe. I must be completely nude and nothing from the western world will be with me. This is the final update, I have said my goodbyes to my parents, wife and children. Good luck and good riddance.

I'll pretend I clicked.


IWHI

Lemme help you out there:


Farm Girl Jen

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Farm Girl Jen is an almost 50 year old mother with two adult children. She enjoys taking care of her body with good nutrition and regular exercise, boating, shooting guns, farming and a lot more. She has over 400 fun videos on youtube that range from "how to's" to comedy to pure entertainment. Thanks for joining us! Stay tuned and enjoy the ride!

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Lol looks like that dog is taking a dump

She looks good for a 30 year old with no kids. 50 and 2 kids, she's a knockout.

Not legit


IWHI