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WYBI: Real, Authenticated Shrunken Heads
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:04 pm to shutterspeed
I would enjoy getting a little head.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:07 pm to shutterspeed
I may be way off on this, but haven't scientists determined that shrunken heads are myths and there isn't actually a way to shrink them?
thought I saw this on one of those "myths debunked" specials.
thought I saw this on one of those "myths debunked" specials.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:08 pm to shutterspeed
Nope. Don't need that voodoo shite, especially in 2020.
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:08 pm to shutterspeed
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Would be creepy AF as a stick shift cover or rearview mirror dangler.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:09 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Headhunting has occurred in many regions of the world, but the practice of headshrinking has only been documented in the northwestern region of the Amazon rainforest.[1] Jivaroan peoples which includes the Shuar, Achuar, Huambisa and Aguaruna tribes from Ecuador and Peru are known to have shrunken human heads.
Shuar people call a shrunken head a tsantsa,[2] also transliterated tzantza. Many tribe leaders would show off their heads to scare enemies.
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The process of creating a shrunken head begins with removing the skull from the neck. An incision is made on the back of the ear and all the skin and flesh is removed from the cranium. Red seeds are placed underneath the nostrils and the lips are sewn shut. The mouth is held together with three palm pins. Fat from the flesh of the head is removed. Then a wooden ball is placed under the flesh in order to keep the form. The flesh is then boiled in water that has been saturated with a number of herbs containing tannins. The head is then dried with hot rocks and sand, while molding it to retain its human features. The skin is then rubbed down with charcoal ash. Decorative beads may be added to the head.
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:12 pm to shutterspeed
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The process of creating a shrunken head begins with removing the skull from the neck. An incision is made on the back of the ear and all the skin and flesh is removed from the cranium. Red seeds are placed underneath the nostrils and the lips are sewn shut. The mouth is held together with three palm pins. Fat from the flesh of the head is removed. Then a wooden ball is placed under the flesh in order to keep the form. The flesh is then boiled in water that has been saturated with a number of herbs containing tannins. The head is then dried with hot rocks and sand, while molding it to retain its human features. The skin is then rubbed down with charcoal ash. Decorative beads may be added to the head.
I mean, that's how I do it, but your mileage may vary. You will develop your own technique and process over time.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:14 pm to shutterspeed
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The process of creating a shrunken head begins with removing the skull from the neck.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:15 pm to shutterspeed
Great Halloween decorations.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:35 pm to shutterspeed
The question is could you resist sniffing it? 
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:43 pm to shutterspeed
Your wife says you already have a shrunken head.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:45 pm to Tridentds
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The question is could you resist sniffing it?
I have a smelling obsession, so if it smells leathery like a new car, new shoes, or a batting glove, I'm likely to become a shrunken head huffer.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:52 pm to shutterspeed
Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:33 pm to shutterspeed
Technically the last two pics are counterfeit. Anthropology at LSU showed the difference. Dr. Manheim points out the lack of sutures in the mouth area.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:56 pm to Cracker
Hey, nobody knows better, right?
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:24 pm to shutterspeed
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Would make a cool stick shift cover or rearview mirror dangler.
...or an awesome beer tap handle at the home bar.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:26 pm to shutterspeed
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This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 9:27 pm
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