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WYBI: Real, Authenticated Shrunken Heads

Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:03 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73884 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:03 pm
Would make a cool stick shift cover or rearview mirror dangler.







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Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
4028 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:04 pm to
I would enjoy getting a little head.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74757 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:07 pm to
I may be way off on this, but haven't scientists determined that shrunken heads are myths and there isn't actually a way to shrink them?

thought I saw this on one of those "myths debunked" specials.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9354 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:07 pm to
2,3,1
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76259 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:08 pm to
Nope. Don't need that voodoo shite, especially in 2020.
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 7:08 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59461 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

Would be creepy AF as a stick shift cover or rearview mirror dangler.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73884 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

Headhunting has occurred in many regions of the world, but the practice of headshrinking has only been documented in the northwestern region of the Amazon rainforest.[1] Jivaroan peoples which includes the Shuar, Achuar, Huambisa and Aguaruna tribes from Ecuador and Peru are known to have shrunken human heads.

Shuar people call a shrunken head a tsantsa,[2] also transliterated tzantza. Many tribe leaders would show off their heads to scare enemies.


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The process of creating a shrunken head begins with removing the skull from the neck. An incision is made on the back of the ear and all the skin and flesh is removed from the cranium. Red seeds are placed underneath the nostrils and the lips are sewn shut. The mouth is held together with three palm pins. Fat from the flesh of the head is removed. Then a wooden ball is placed under the flesh in order to keep the form. The flesh is then boiled in water that has been saturated with a number of herbs containing tannins. The head is then dried with hot rocks and sand, while molding it to retain its human features. The skin is then rubbed down with charcoal ash. Decorative beads may be added to the head.


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Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59461 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76259 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

The process of creating a shrunken head begins with removing the skull from the neck. An incision is made on the back of the ear and all the skin and flesh is removed from the cranium. Red seeds are placed underneath the nostrils and the lips are sewn shut. The mouth is held together with three palm pins. Fat from the flesh of the head is removed. Then a wooden ball is placed under the flesh in order to keep the form. The flesh is then boiled in water that has been saturated with a number of herbs containing tannins. The head is then dried with hot rocks and sand, while molding it to retain its human features. The skin is then rubbed down with charcoal ash. Decorative beads may be added to the head.

I mean, that's how I do it, but your mileage may vary. You will develop your own technique and process over time.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6981 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

The process of creating a shrunken head begins with removing the skull from the neck.


Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69604 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:15 pm to
Great Halloween decorations.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
24220 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:35 pm to
The question is could you resist sniffing it?
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:43 pm to
Your wife says you already have a shrunken head.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73884 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

The question is could you resist sniffing it?


I have a smelling obsession, so if it smells leathery like a new car, new shoes, or a batting glove, I'm likely to become a shrunken head huffer.
Posted by Eyebesmacinhose
Enterprise, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2017
1789 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:52 pm to
Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby
Posted by LurkerTooLong
Lakeview, NOLA
Member since Aug 2016
1978 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:33 pm to
Technically the last two pics are counterfeit. Anthropology at LSU showed the difference. Dr. Manheim points out the lack of sutures in the mouth area.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19320 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:39 pm to
Illegal
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73884 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:56 pm to
Hey, nobody knows better, right?
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
4098 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

Would make a cool stick shift cover or rearview mirror dangler.

...or an awesome beer tap handle at the home bar.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:26 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 9:27 pm
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