WWE Smackdown/AEW Rampage Thread: Royal Rumble Go Home Edition

at least no one pooped on his head

This normal human was just about to start an exclusive thread to make sure we talked wrasslin’ while keeping the nonhuman riffraff out.



So Vince did some shite, eh? Allegedly.

Vince paid for it...

He told that she was going one on one with Bad News Brown.

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So Vince did some shite, eh? Allegedly.

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I'm gonna pull a fr33 and pimp my shite in another thread....

This is to the tune of "What a Wonderful World".

What a Wonderful Deal

I know all the rumors,
The sordid tales that you've heard,
And as long as he pays,
I won't say word

He bought me a Beamer,
With two turbos,
A black dildo named Farooq,
And diamond studs for my nose

Bloomingdale's shopping trips,
Five star dinners at night,
A brand new set of tits,
And jewelry shining bright

There was cashmere of blue,
And shite down my back,
A pearl necklace or two,
The odd unwanted attack

There was the antique tea set,
The condo for two,
The dump on my chest,
Was worth it, its true

He had his friends taking turns,
But that wasn't so bad,
Thanks to all the bouquets,
And this sweet fricking pad

I see him with the guys,
Sharing the pics that he took,
But it don't mean a thing,
Because I'm writing a book

I look back on it all,
And think no way this is real,
Yes, I think to myself,
What a sweet fricking deal

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Rt3 you staying safe over there?????

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Trying to... gonna triple lock my hotel room door tonight

Prob a good idea.

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I hope you didn't propose in the ring like John Cena and Sammy Guevara did

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I did not... I learned from their mistakes

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at least no one pooped on his head

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