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Would your wife know what "pinch and roll" refers to?

Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:44 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23578 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:44 pm
See title. I have discussed at length the intricacies of testicular scratching with my ole lady.
Posted by G I Jeaux
off duty
Member since Aug 2009
2535 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:46 pm to
pics of ole lady preforming.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:46 pm to
Yawl don’t even know.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:47 pm to
My wife doesn’t have a ball sack so no I wouldn’t expect her to know what the pinch and roll is.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:47 pm to
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My wife doesn’t have a ball sack so no I wouldn’t expect her to know what the pinch and roll is.




What about your boyfriend?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139217 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:49 pm to
I've always said you don't scratch balls. It's definitely a pinch and roll.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:49 pm to
I check mine for cancer weekly. Pops is a uni nut due to it and I'm apparently more susceptible than most.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23578 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:53 pm to
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pics of ole lady preforming.

My ole lady doesn't scratch my balls for me. If there are two things that a man is better off doing himself, it's scratching his balls and beating his meat. Women just don't know how these things work.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:56 pm to
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it's scratching his balls and beating his meat. Women just don't know how these things work.


Well, youre half right. I've had some pretty outstanding handies in my day
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 9:58 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33740 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 10:00 pm to
She yes does
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 10:07 pm to
No, she probably wouldn't, because Mrs 19 is well-versed in testicular torsion, and my nonja-toucha policy.

After driving from Hammond to LSUMC in the grips of this particular malady, (including the surgical repair and subsequent back-only sleep position for two weeks following) I confidently tell all women, my illustrious bride included, that childbirth can suck my dick.

I have scratched my own sack since '97, please thank you.
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