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re: Would you rather... two bad choices

Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:40 pm to
Uplifting thread.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:43 pm to
Ughhh. I’d rather be paraplegic, I guess. Would be hard to work if I were blind.

At least I’d be normal height.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:45 pm to
I'd choose to be blind. I wouldn't have to read shitty threads and the OT has given me plenty of practice using my imagination.

Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8096 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:47 pm to
The blind guy gets away with accidentally grabbing boobs.
Posted by lammo
RIP LAMMO
Member since Aug 2005
9358 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:48 pm to
Reminds me of a joke.

Lady sees a paraplegic in a wheelchair on a corner selling pencils. She takes a pencil and drops a quarter in his cup, and says sympathetically, "It must be terrible to be quadriplegic." Guy says, "Yeah, but it was worse when I was blind. They used to steal my pencils when I was blind."


:rimshot:
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26977 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

The blind guy gets away with accidentally grabbing boobs.


Yep. Being blind has some positives. If you're ugly or get fat and bald, you won't get depressed because you can't see yourself. Also, if you're girlfriend is ugly, fat and bald, you'll still think she is a beauty queen. Loss of vanity would be a major plus for being blind.
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 4/20/18 at 10:15 pm to
If that were quadriplegic there’d be no question to choose to be blind.
Next time we’ll discuss various forms of cancer options. ??
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